The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[sincereheart]

Do you think you can wrestle control out of sincereheart's hands?

ROFL! Does she have control?  Woo Hoo! 

[sincereheart]

Ok.  I must take back control of my thread boosting post thread thingy cause ally'all are just gettin' more posts than me and at my expense!!!  (Very well done too I might add!  )  With that in mind...I'm officially opening the Allinall Request Line!  In this thread boosting attempt (I'm 8th and feel an itchin' for 7th), I will graciously fulfill your reasonable requests!  Yes, I will be the genie of the forum...so to speak, within reason, and for silliness sake.  Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o...request away!!!

Oh Great Coffee Guru, I have but one question to ask......


Where are you? 

[2nd Timothy]

HAHAHA...you guys are splitting my side



Bro, if you can pull off this rap about how to raise albino goats in the mountains of Peru lol  you da man!!!

! All I can say is...this is gonna be great!!!!      

[Allinall]

        WOW! - Brother Kevin, you left yourself in a hard spot with that "Allinall Request Line". Here's your first request, and I can't wait to hear it!

We need a G-Rated rap song about how to raise albino goats in the mountains of Peru.

I think that it's only fair that at least 3 CU posters grade you with a combined score on style, beat, and content with a rating of 1 to 10, with 1 being "el-stinko" and 10 being "hip-hop-bop-tops".

• Rater's Name:____________________________  Score:_________
• Rater's Name:____________________________  Score:_________
• Rater's Name:____________________________  Score:_________

I think that it's only fair that your three scores added together must be 15 or higher to get credit for this contest.

*Begins a beat-box rythm, subsequently producing high volumes of projectile spittle* 

Heffe's my name
  'n goat herdin's my game
Yo, all my dawg's da same
  Peru..Pe...Pe...Peruvian White Goats!

Yeah.

Albino goats all hoppin' mad
  make all da otha goats sad
Buckin', brayin', bustin' baaaaaaaaad
Peru...Pe...Pe...Peruvian White Goats!

*Copious amounts of spittle*

Feedin' 'em grass an' otha greens
  makes dem bad boys really mean
Makes 'em grow mad an' lean...a...
Peru...Pe...Pe...Pe...Peruvian White Goats!


Word.


 

[2nd Timothy]

ROFLOL 

[Allinall]

And here is another request.

How I got left behind posting..... In a classic rock format, (Rightous Brothers.) 

Have fun

You never close your eyes, anymore, when I read...that li..i...ist!
  And there's no tenderness, like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it *Background singers* Ba..a..aby
  But Baby!  Baby I kno..o..ow..wwooo i...i...it...

You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
And I can't go on! No.o.o.o.oaoao!

Baby, baby, I get down on my knee..ees for yo..ou...ou!
  If you would only, let me, post like I used to do..o..o..oo..ooo!
We had a rank, a rank, a rank ya don't find everyday! *Background singer* Da..ay! *Another background singer* Da..ay..Daaa..a.ay!
  So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away! *Background singer* Wa..ay! *Another background singer with a soul patch* WAAA...A..AA..AAAY!

I sa..aid BAYBY! *Background singer* BAYBY!
  BAYBY! *Another background singer* BAYBY!
I'm beggin' you please! *Another background singer with a soul patch* I'm beggin' you please!
  I'm beggin you plea..ease!  *Musical technician moved by the music..with a soul patch* PLEEAA..AAASE!!
So bring it on back! *Background singer* Bring it on back!
  So bring it on back!  *Passing janitor with a slight Lithuianian accent* BRING IT ON BAAAACK!!

Yeah.

You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
*Fades to black*


 

[Allinall]

Do you think you can wrestle control out of sincereheart's hands?

No.  No, not really.   

[Allinall]

        I wonder if Allinall knows this will be his easiest request on the Request Line.

UM? I wonder what's next:  Maybe Hungarian folk songs. 

Whoohoo!!!!  That's like Polka right?   

[Allinall]

Oh Great Coffee Guru, I have but one question to ask......


Where are you? 

That is a good question.  One my wife asks me often.  Oddly, I'm always standing right there when she asks it...*Ponders*

[Allinall]

HAHAHA...you guys are splitting my side



Bro, if you can pull off this rap about how to raise albino goats in the mountains of Peru lol  you da man!!!

! All I can say is...this is gonna be great!!!!      

hehehehee!   

[2nd Timothy]

ALright dude....hands down, you da man!!!  Hillarious, and impressive!   I'll have my agent contact your people 

[Allinall]

You never close your eyes, anymore, when I read...that li..i...ist!
  And there's no tenderness, like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it *Background singers* Ba..a..aby
  But Baby!  Baby I kno..o..ow..wwooo i...i...it...

You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
And I can't go on! No.o.o.o.oaoao!

Baby, baby, I get down on my knee..ees for yo..ou...ou!
  If you would only, let me, post like I used to do..o..o..oo..ooo!
We had a rank, a rank, a rank ya don't find everyday! *Background singer* Da..ay! *Another background singer* Da..ay..Daaa..a.ay!
  So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away! *Background singer* Wa..ay! *Another background singer with a soul patch* WAAA...A..AA..AAAY!

I sa..aid BAYBY! *Background singer* BAYBY!
  BAYBY! *Another background singer* BAYBY!
I'm beggin' you please! *Another background singer with a soul patch* I'm beggin' you please!
  I'm beggin you plea..ease!  *Musical technician moved by the music..with a soul patch* PLEEAA..AAASE!!
So bring it on back! *Background singer* Bring it on back!
  So bring it on back!  *Passing janitor with a slight Lithuianian accent* BRING IT ON BAAAACK!!

Yeah.

You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
*Fades to black*


 

I do want to point out, that whilest humorous, I've neglected to maintain proper personal pronoun congruity...

[nChrist]

Allinall,

            Yo Bro - You Da MAN!!!

Rater's Name:___blackeyedpeas____  Score:____8_____

I'm shocked - I didn't come anywhere close to stumping you. However, I did have to mark you down 2 points on style. You didn't mention anything about your hair-do, saggin', baggin', draggin', etc.            

I was inspired immediately to leave and become a goat-herder in Peru. 

[Allinall]

ALright dude....hands down, you da man!!!  Hillarious, and impressive!   I'll have my agent contact your people 

Thank you!  Thank you!  That's capital "A" "l" "l"... 

[2nd Timothy]

I do want to point out, that whilest humorous, I've neglected to maintain proper personal pronoun congruity...

pssst.....Its called Poetic Licsence dude!