um, bep, you said above you went to a
real restaurant?
You mean, like where you get served at your table...?
THat's nice. It's nice to be served.
Instead of standing in line, getting the tray shoved at you, and told the ketchup is behind you over there next to the drinking straws.
Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,
We got our iced tea in real glasses, and the food was served on a real plate. When we opened up those funny looking cloth rolls on the table, we discovered real silverware.
By this time, we knew that we were in a real swanky place, so we held up our pinkies when we lifted our plates and slurped the gravy.
Everyone noticed our refined and sophisticated manners and pointed to us as examples to follow.
My wife finished before I did, so she showed me numerous creative things that could be done with a cloth napkin. Yes, it can be formed into a hat and a mask, but it is much more difficult to whip and snap it than a towel.
The end to a perfect meal like that is to play a game with the remaining ice cubes from your glass of iced tea. You count out the ice cubes and put them on your plate, making sure that each person has the same number of cubes. You then take turns launching the cubes, trying to land them in the other person's glass. The loser pays the check and you go home.
WOW!! - I hope my wife doesn't read this!!
By the way, did I tell you that the flowers on the table were real? We ate them.
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