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« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2004, 10:42:06 AM »


um, bep, you said above you went to a real restaurant?

You mean, like where you get served at your table...?


THat's nice.  It's nice to be served.

Instead of standing in line, getting the tray shoved at you, and told the ketchup is behind you over there next to the drinking straws.


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« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2004, 11:30:24 AM »

You mean McD's isn't a real restaurant?  Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2004, 09:38:36 PM »


um, bep, you said above you went to a real restaurant?

You mean, like where you get served at your table...?


THat's nice.  It's nice to be served.

Instead of standing in line, getting the tray shoved at you, and told the ketchup is behind you over there next to the drinking straws.


    Roll Eyes



Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Grin   Grin  We got our iced tea in real glasses, and the food was served on a real plate.  When we opened up those funny looking cloth rolls on the table, we discovered real silverware.

By this time, we knew that we were in a real swanky place, so we held up our pinkies when we lifted our plates and slurped the gravy.   Grin  Everyone noticed our refined and sophisticated manners and pointed to us as examples to follow.   Grin  My wife finished before I did, so she showed me numerous creative things that could be done with a cloth napkin. Yes, it can be formed into a hat and a mask, but it is much more difficult to whip and snap it than a towel.   Grin

The end to a perfect meal like that is to play a game with the remaining ice cubes from your glass of iced tea. You count out the ice cubes and put them on your plate, making sure that each person has the same number of cubes. You then take turns launching the cubes, trying to land them in the other person's glass. The loser pays the check and you go home.   Grin   Grin

WOW!! - I hope my wife doesn't read this!!   Grin  By the way, did I tell you that the flowers on the table were real?  We ate them.

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« Reply #48 on: April 30, 2004, 12:07:13 PM »

BEP has given me yet another reason to use my favorite smilie...
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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2004, 01:08:29 PM »

 Grin Cool Smiley Wink Cheesy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Grin Cool Smiley Wink Cheesy

                          THE BIG 44 TODAY
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« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2004, 04:21:29 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTCHA!!!

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« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2004, 09:25:17 PM »

Butcha,
Happy B-Day!
44 is sooooooooooooooooooooooo old.
But it is a real good caliber!  Grin

May Jesus love and protect you for ANOTHER 44!  Wink

Yours in HIM!
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« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2004, 06:16:19 PM »

Grin Cool Smiley Wink Cheesy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Grin Cool Smiley Wink Cheesy

                          THE BIG 44 TODAY

Here's a Nazarene Birthday Song for ya:

Oh, Happy Birthday to you
Oh, Happy Birthday to you
May you feel Jesus near, ev'ry day of the year!
Happy Birthday to you,
Oh Happy Birthday to you
The best you have ever had!

(You may now come to the front of the church and choose a gift from the basket...)
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« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2004, 08:47:24 PM »

Grin Cool Smiley Wink Cheesy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Grin Cool Smiley Wink Cheesy

                          THE BIG 44 TODAY

Here's a Nazarene Birthday Song for ya:

Oh, Happy Birthday to you
Oh, Happy Birthday to you
May you feel Jesus near, ev'ry day of the year!
Happy Birthday to you,
Oh Happy Birthday to you
The best you have ever had!

(You may now come to the front of the church and choose a gift from the basket...)
i'll take that  package that we cant see, with everything in it, marked faith. Wink
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« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2004, 11:58:37 AM »

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