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« Reply #180 on: February 19, 2004, 10:46:08 PM »

I get it - you have ALL been drinking the same water, right?

Whooo.  Glad I figured that out.  Afterall, (or is that Allinall???) everything here in San Francisco is perfectly normal.
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« Reply #181 on: February 20, 2004, 10:15:51 AM »

ALLin all ,             needs to be  locked in the JAIL.... he has


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« Reply #182 on: March 03, 2004, 05:24:10 AM »

Oklahoma Howdy to All,

Do we have a long-term cell for the self-appointed king and judge Robert?

I say that we don't feed Cyclops for several days until the warrant is issued.   Grin
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« Reply #183 on: March 03, 2004, 07:05:06 AM »

 
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Are we really so against cruel and unusual punishment?




*mutters*  ...now if a the judge were a WOMAN...
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« Reply #184 on: March 03, 2004, 09:23:19 AM »

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Are we really so against cruel and unusual punishment?




*mutters*  ...now if a the judge were a WOMAN...

We have a Star Chamber. UM??, are you saying that a woman should be the presiding judge of the Star Chamber? I think that I like that idea. Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.

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« Reply #185 on: March 03, 2004, 11:23:58 AM »

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I get it - you have ALL been drinking the same water, right?

Whooo.  Glad I figured that out.  Afterall, (or is that Allinall???) everything here in San Francisco is perfectly normal.

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« Reply #186 on: March 03, 2004, 11:25:49 AM »

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Nope.  Not me.  Huhuh.  Wouldn't hijack a thing.  Nada.  No one.  Nothing.  Hummmummm... *Sweats*
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« Reply #187 on: March 07, 2004, 08:32:07 PM »

Watch out, someone is bringing the cyclops brownies from that "Allinall" thread.

It might be a bribe to free someone or prevent warrants being issued. The cyclops will be very angry when it sees they are soggy.

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« Reply #188 on: March 08, 2004, 07:35:23 AM »

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« Reply #189 on: March 08, 2004, 06:17:24 PM »

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Are we really so against cruel and unusual punishment?




*mutters*  ...now if a the judge were a WOMAN...

We have a Star Chamber. UM??, are you saying that a woman should be the presiding judge of the Star Chamber? I think that I like that idea. Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.


I`m saying that women running lawnmowers crack should have got you some cruel and unusual punishment if the judge was`nt gender biased    Roll Eyes

Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners. Lips Sealed    Tongue
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« Reply #190 on: March 10, 2004, 12:25:21 PM »

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I`m saying that women running lawnmowers crack should have got you some cruel and unusual punishment if the judge was`nt gender biased    

Only one drawback, we would have to hire more executioners.    

UM??? - Sounds like a case for the CU Supreme Court. We must have a ruling that addresses:

Gender
Gendee
Gendest
Gendor
Gendless
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In Greek context, translated to Latin, and then translated into English.  
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« Reply #191 on: March 10, 2004, 12:42:18 PM »

Careful, now.

The new 'buzz-term' the Godless liberals use as descriptive of 'hate-speech' is anything that is:

Gender-based

Pronouns may soon be outlawed.  Grin
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« Reply #192 on: March 10, 2004, 01:34:28 PM »

Careful, now.

The new 'buzz-term' the Godless liberals use as descriptive of 'hate-speech' is anything that is:

Gender-based

Pronouns may soon be outlawed.  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot,

 Grin  Brother, that be no prob' fer me, I be antinoun.

Iffin it be one of dem nouns, I be agin' it.

"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.

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« Reply #193 on: March 11, 2004, 04:06:50 PM »

Careful, now.

The new 'buzz-term' the Godless liberals use as descriptive of 'hate-speech' is anything that is:

Gender-based

Pronouns may soon be outlawed.  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot,

 Grin  Brother, that be no prob' fer me, I be antinoun.

Iffin it be one of dem nouns, I be agin' it.

"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.


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« Reply #194 on: March 12, 2004, 08:29:21 AM »

Cheers!

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