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« Reply #195 on: March 12, 2004, 09:34:23 AM »

Haaaaaaa,  


some day my grammar will be the NORM! Tongue
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« Reply #196 on: March 12, 2004, 04:13:02 PM »

Down he'a in the south you'll do just fine!  Grin
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« Reply #197 on: March 12, 2004, 04:14:06 PM »

Haaaaaaa,  


some day my grammar will be the NORM! Tongue

I be agin dem grammars 2. Donna turnem loos.

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« Reply #198 on: March 15, 2004, 08:10:05 AM »

"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.
 

HAG!  (hides a grin)

*thinks sincereheart should be locked up for tipping her cup to such revoltin speels of biblical lawlessness!*  Embarrassed

And God said "Let there be GENDERS!"



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« Reply #199 on: March 16, 2004, 05:01:44 AM »

"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.


'Scuse moi... that up yonder is a quote from our esteemed Moderator!  Grin

I really AM innocent!  Grin

Ummmm..... BEP, Sir? Shylynne thinks you oughtta be jailed!  Lips Sealed I think it falls under gender abuse??  Grin
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« Reply #200 on: March 16, 2004, 06:39:24 AM »

Cheers!

HIC!

 ummmmmmm...a "HIC"  is pretty good proof you aint no innnocent ma`am

(peeps from backwoods hick county`s knows a hiccup says as much as them thar fancy words the esteemed big shots uses)  

methinks your in cahoots with the genderly abused  Tongue
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« Reply #201 on: March 16, 2004, 09:44:06 AM »

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Ummmm..... BEP, Sir? Shylynne thinks you oughtta be jailed!   I think it falls under gender abuse??  

Thar aint no law lik tha. Off to tha gendory fer ungending. Member, whin gends be outlawwed, only outlawws hav gends.

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« Reply #202 on: March 16, 2004, 11:04:55 AM »

BEP your a true blue lil mugwump  Grin


...the old tale is that a mugwump is a person sitting on the fence, with his mug on one side and his wump on the other.
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« Reply #203 on: April 04, 2004, 09:41:46 PM »



My jail thread...


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« Reply #204 on: April 05, 2004, 03:32:01 AM »



My jail thread...


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Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Grin  You have been AWOL, and the court tried you in absentia. The court found you guilty and sentenced you to 3 days of changing the cyclops' diapers.

It's great to have you back. PLZ wash your hands after each change.   Grin

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« Reply #205 on: April 06, 2004, 07:38:48 PM »



Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Grin  You have been AWOL, and the court tried you in absentia. The court found you guilty and sentenced you to 3 days of changing the cyclops' diapers.

It's great to have you back. PLZ wash your hands after each change.   Grin

Tom
Cruel and unusual punishment!! (Very unusual.)  Grin
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« Reply #206 on: April 07, 2004, 12:23:15 AM »

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Cruel and unusual punishment!! (Very unusual.)    Grin

Oklahoa Howdy to Willowbirch,

 Grin  I really think that you are correct. If Whitehorse sends cyclops off on vacation, the sentence can't be carried out.

In fact, where is Whitehorse? Is Whitehorse AWOL?   Grin

At this rate, the jail will be full.
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« Reply #208 on: April 21, 2004, 06:50:47 PM »


Put the cuffs on em!
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« Reply #209 on: April 22, 2004, 04:08:31 AM »


Put the cuffs on em!

 Grin  COOL! - If Whitehorse doesn't get back quick, you look like a promising candidate to run the jail.
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