Just For Fun - Who Am I ?

[Tolorah]

a casket/coffin same diff!! good goin

whos gonna come up with the next one??

[Soldier4Christ]

Here's two:

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

[Tolorah]

Who is the greatest financer in the bible?
Noah...when the rest of the world was in liquidation he was floating his stock.

Who is the greatest female financer in the bible?
Pharoh's Daughter...she went to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.

[airIam2worship]

Wow I am dumb founded 

[Tolorah]

haha

[airIam2worship]

Ok Tolorah, you are better at coming up with riddles than I am    ....so keep'em coming and believe me I am keeping a record of all of them so I can try them on others here 

[Tolorah]

haha ok then...hmmmz ill try but ill run out sometime i guess!!!
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Why was Moses the most wicked man?
What are the 2 smallest insects in the Bible?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How does a lawyer resemble a rabbi?
Who was the most ambitious man in the Bible?
Why was Noah like a hungry cat?
Who was the first canning factory run by?
What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children?
What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?
How do we know Isaiah's parents were good business people?
Why did poor Job land in bed with a cold?
During what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
How are rollerskates like the fruit in the Garden of Eden?
Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?
Who slept five in a bed?
Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
How do we know Abraham was smart?
What was one of the first example of math in the Bible?
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
How did God keep the oceans clean?
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
What was the name of Isaiah's horse?
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
Who in the Bible was a very lazy person?


hehe they are some old classics for ya..think you'll get them
Good Luck

[airIam2worship]

Just a wild guess on some of them.

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?

Because they didn't have a deck. 


What was one of the first example of math in the Bible?

In the Garden of Eden

Ge 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

I'll have to read up a little for some more Tolorah, but I think Igot at least these 2 right. 

[Soldier4Christ]

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? "flood' lights

Why was Moses the most wicked man?    He broke all of the ten commandments at once?

What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?     Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner

I don't remember the rest of them.


Here's an additional one.

When did Adam and Eve first show anger?

[airIam2worship]

I got one too, but you all have to be honest with yourselves and not look up the answers in the Bible until you first take a guess.....the answer is in the Bible and easy to find, so this is an opportunity for you to test your own Bible knowledge

What 4 woman were the only ones to be named in Jesus' lineage?

post your guess in first, then check your answer with your Bible.

[airIam2worship]

Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?

No. A raven was the first, then a dove.

[Tolorah]

Ok here are the answers you've been waiting for 

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?Flood Lights
Why was Moses the most wicked man?He broke all the 10 commandments at once
What are the 2 smallest insects in the Bible?The widow's mite(Mark 12:42) and the wicked flea(Proverbs 28:1)
What animal could Noah not trust?The Cheetah
How does a lawyer resemble a rabbi?Lawyers study the law and the profits
Who was the most ambitious man in the Bible?Jonah-even a whale coudn't keep him down
Why was Noah like a hungry cat?He went 150 days without finding Ararat
Who was the first canning factory run by?Noah - He had a boatfull of preserved pairs
What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children?Parents
What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?Nicodemus-he was a ruler
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?Noah was sitting on the deck
What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner
How do we know Isaiah's parents were good business people?They both raised a phophet
Why did poor Job land in bed with a cold?He had poor comforters
During what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?Early in the Fall
How are rollerskates like the fruit in the Garden of Eden?They come before the Fall
Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?Noah - He took Ham on the ark
Who slept five in a bed?David - he slept with his forefathers
Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?They kept saying Neigh
How do we know Abraham was smart?He knew a Lot
What was one of the first example of math in the Bible?God told Adam to go forth and multiply
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?He just wasnt Able
How did God keep the oceans clean?with Tide
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?Now ive herd everything
What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?"No, Noah-go for wood"[gopherwood]
What was the name of Isaiah's horse?Isme - He said "Whoa, is me!"
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?No, he came forth out of the ark
Who in the Bible was a very lazy person?The boy that loafs and fishes

[airIam2worship]

Keep 'em coming Tolorah 

What 4 woman were the only ones to be named in Jesus' lineage?

Tamar, Rahab, Bathsheba, Ruth

[Hary]

It's interesting that those ladies wern't exactly 'up there.' Rahab was a prostitute, Bathsheba slept with another man who wasn't her husband, and Ruth slept at the feet of a man she wasn't married to. Yet it just go to show that God is a loving God and forgives us.

[willychuck]

Here's one I heard at work


What's stronger than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die?

 

Bill