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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on November 07, 2006, 10:10:39 AM
I called the doctor. He told me to rest my brain for several days, take two aspirin a day, and call him if my brain didn't feel better.
I like that one.............
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So do I!!!
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Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.
He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on November 08, 2006, 09:58:52 PM
He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
Haha good one!!
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on November 08, 2006, 09:58:52 PM
I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.
He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
That's funnier than the real answer.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on November 09, 2006, 04:35:23 AM
That's funnier than the real answer.
I guess this means that I still haven't gotten one right. I also thought about some possible cases involving identical twins. Regardless, the plane I'm in is going down in flames again.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on November 08, 2006, 07:38:43 PM
Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
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Clever. I would have never thought that
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on November 10, 2006, 09:02:52 PM
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
DUH, I still don't get it
BEP's you and I are tied
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on November 08, 2006, 09:58:52 PM
I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.
He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
ROFL
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Tolorah, the answer is.............................. Paul Erdős
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A ha i guessed him first! dunno why i didnt sick with my good hungarian friend!!!....i know another Hungarian....and id have to say he has a language all to himself too cause i never get it!!!!! lol
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on November 10, 2006, 09:02:52 PM
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
GROAN - GROAN!
BOO! - HISS!
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on November 12, 2006, 05:36:21 PM
GROAN - GROAN!
BOO! - HISS!
I told you your answer was funnier.
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