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« Reply #105 on: November 08, 2006, 12:34:39 AM » |
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I called the doctor. He told me to rest my brain for several days, take two aspirin a day, and call him if my brain didn't feel better.  |
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« Reply #106 on: November 08, 2006, 01:39:50 AM » |
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So do I!!!
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« Reply #107 on: November 08, 2006, 07:38:43 PM » |
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Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #108 on: November 08, 2006, 09:58:52 PM » |
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I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try. He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
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« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2006, 01:02:28 AM » |
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He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
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« Reply #110 on: November 09, 2006, 04:35:23 AM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #112 on: November 10, 2006, 09:02:52 PM » |
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Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free. |
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« Reply #113 on: November 10, 2006, 11:12:19 PM » |
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Clever. I would have never thought that
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Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity.
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« Reply #114 on: November 11, 2006, 11:26:56 AM » |
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He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
DUH, I still don't get it  BEP's you and I are tied |
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust |
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« Reply #115 on: November 12, 2006, 01:40:38 AM » |
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« Reply #116 on: November 12, 2006, 01:42:05 AM » |
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Tolorah, the answer is.............................. Paul Erdős
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« Reply #117 on: November 12, 2006, 04:47:53 AM » |
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« Reply #118 on: November 12, 2006, 05:36:21 PM » |
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He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
GROAN - GROAN!
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« Reply #119 on: November 12, 2006, 06:02:57 PM » |
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