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« Reply #105 on: November 08, 2006, 12:34:39 AM »

I called the doctor. He told me to rest my brain for several days, take two aspirin a day, and call him if my brain didn't feel better.    Grin


I like that one............. Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #106 on: November 08, 2006, 01:39:50 AM »

So do I!!!
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« Reply #107 on: November 08, 2006, 07:38:43 PM »

Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.


A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

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« Reply #108 on: November 08, 2006, 09:58:52 PM »

 Grin

I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.
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« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2006, 01:02:28 AM »

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.

Haha good one!!
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« Reply #110 on: November 09, 2006, 04:35:23 AM »

Grin

I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.


 Grin Grin Grin That's funnier than the real answer.   Grin Grin Grin


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« Reply #111 on: November 10, 2006, 02:51:45 AM »


 Grin Grin Grin That's funnier than the real answer.   Grin Grin Grin




 Grin  I guess this means that I still haven't gotten one right. I also thought about some possible cases involving identical twins. Regardless, the plane I'm in is going down in flames again.   Grin
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« Reply #112 on: November 10, 2006, 09:02:52 PM »

Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.


A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?




 He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.


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« Reply #113 on: November 10, 2006, 11:12:19 PM »

Clever. I would have never thought that
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« Reply #114 on: November 11, 2006, 11:26:56 AM »


 He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.




DUH, I still don't get it Undecided  BEP's you and I are tied  Grin
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« Reply #115 on: November 12, 2006, 01:40:38 AM »

Grin

I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.

ROFL Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #116 on: November 12, 2006, 01:42:05 AM »

Tolorah, the answer is.............................. Paul Erdős
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« Reply #117 on: November 12, 2006, 04:47:53 AM »

A ha i guessed him first! dunno why i didnt sick with my good hungarian friend!!!....i know another Hungarian....and id have to say he has a language all to himself too cause i never get it!!!!! lol  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #118 on: November 12, 2006, 05:36:21 PM »


 He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.




 Grin   Grin

GROAN - GROAN!

BOO! - HISS!


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« Reply #119 on: November 12, 2006, 06:02:57 PM »

Grin   Grin

GROAN - GROAN!

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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

I told you your answer was funnier.    Grin Grin Grin Grin

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