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Title: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on September 02, 2006, 04:45:11 AM
Let's play a game  ;D

if anyone wants another clue please ask, no more than 3 clues, when you post your answer please post the Scripture with it


1.  I lived a very long time.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: David_james on September 03, 2006, 12:03:35 PM
I think I know but I need another clue please


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on September 04, 2006, 06:59:28 AM
I think I know but I need another clue please

OT character, his name begins with an M


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: David_james on September 04, 2006, 07:42:06 AM
Methuselah

Genisis 5:26, 27 After the birth of Lamech, Methuselah lived another 782 years, and he had other sons and daughters. Methuselah lived 969 years, and then he died.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on September 04, 2006, 07:49:40 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D Great going David, do you want to try to post one?


I have another..........

it's a riddle type question OK?

here goes.

"I said a prayer, and now it's everywhere"


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: David_james on September 04, 2006, 12:21:59 PM
one clue isn't enough for me


I got one but it may be too easy

I'm the youngest in my family


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on September 04, 2006, 05:42:19 PM
one clue isn't enough for me

Ok, here's another, this prayer is in the OT


I got one but it may be too easy

I'm the youngest in my family

David  ;)


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 10, 2006, 03:36:19 PM
Does anyone need a hint for the second question?


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 11, 2006, 08:14:24 AM
Not the Prayer of David or Jabez??


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 11, 2006, 08:47:42 AM
Not the Prayer of David or Jabez??

Why not the prayer of Jabez, Tolorah? Jabez said this very small prayer thousands of years ago and today a man name Bruce Wilkerson has made it very popular, (and himself quite wealthy).

God's word is worth more than all the gold in the world

Does anyone have a riddle they want to post?????????


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 11, 2006, 08:57:10 AM
I meant that as a question...sorry im aussie...we drop the starts and ends of everything!!! ill retype that for ya's
Its not the prayer of Jebez or David is it???   Im leading towards jabez anyway


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 11, 2006, 08:59:38 AM
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 11, 2006, 09:45:23 AM
That's a good one Tolorah, now I have to do some research to find the answer.  ;)


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 12, 2006, 06:47:27 AM
hehe good luck


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 12, 2006, 07:03:39 AM
O....O.....O,    I know that one ..........


Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

and 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 07:27:47 AM
hehe good luck

 ;D ;D Well let me see God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His fury, and the Apostles were all in one accord  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 07:29:44 AM
O....O.....O,    I know that one ..........


Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

and 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



I forgot about the Triumph  ;D ;D ;D ;D





Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on October 12, 2006, 07:42:42 AM
 ;D   ;D   ;D   ROFL!

I would never have gotten any of these and wouldn't have known how to even start.

WOW! - You guys play hard puzzle games.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 12, 2006, 07:58:13 AM
lol you'll get the hang of it  ;)

ok this isnt biblical but it is cleaver

whoever makes me, sells me. whoever buys me doesnt need me. who needs me doesnt buy me? What am i??????


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 08:20:44 AM
Hmmmm........ I don't know


I'll wait till you post a hint.


But I got one!!

This is very contagious, it's not a disease and you don't even have to be in the same country to catch it from another person, in fact you can catch it just talking on the phone with someone.  :D :D :D Oh and it's not funny either (hint)


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 12, 2006, 08:25:06 AM
laughter id be guessing even though accents, yawning and hicups also work  ;)




Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 09:16:17 AM
laughter id be guessing even though accents, yawning and hicups also work  ;)




Yawning is the answer. Laughter would come in second. But I don't think I know of anyone catching hiccups from someone else.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 09:19:59 AM
I have a cure for hiccups, it's a little Spanish phrase my aunt taught me when I was a little girl. Where I used to work people were on the phone all the time and everytime someone got hiccups they would come to me so I can make them say the phrase....before they even finished it their hiccups were gone.

It's a matter of taking your mind off the hiccups and trying to concentrate on something else. It never failed. People I didn't even know would look for me at work so I could help them get rid of the hiccups.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 12, 2006, 09:22:18 AM
sugar works too


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 09:24:50 AM
sugar works too

sometimes.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 12, 2006, 09:27:29 AM
haha...well the yawning is overcomin me cause its 11:30 pm here and ive had a busy week lol night airIam2worship


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 12, 2006, 10:05:21 AM
goodnight Tolorah  :D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 14, 2006, 05:23:27 AM
Anyone dare to guess????

whoever makes me, sells me. whoever buys me doesnt need me. who needs me doesnt buy me? What am i??????

Think hard but its good!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 14, 2006, 08:27:07 AM
Anyone dare to guess????

whoever makes me, sells me. whoever buys me doesnt need me. who needs me doesnt buy me? What am i??????

Think hard but its good!!

A Casket.



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on October 14, 2006, 12:30:15 PM
 ;D   ;D

I've tried a few of these, but I don't think I will ever get one. Again - WOW! you guys play hard puzzle games.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 14, 2006, 09:55:34 PM
a casket/coffin same diff!! good goin

whos gonna come up with the next one??


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 14, 2006, 10:29:25 PM
Here's two:

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 15, 2006, 07:32:03 AM
Who is the greatest financer in the bible?
Noah...when the rest of the world was in liquidation he was floating his stock.

Who is the greatest female financer in the bible?
Pharoh's Daughter...she went to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 15, 2006, 02:47:36 PM
Wow I am dumb founded  ::) :-\


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 16, 2006, 04:40:20 AM
haha


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 16, 2006, 04:50:01 AM
Ok Tolorah, you are better at coming up with riddles than I am  ;D  ....so keep'em coming and believe me I am keeping a record of all of them so I can try them on others here  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 18, 2006, 06:48:22 AM
haha ok then...hmmmz ill try but ill run out sometime i guess!!!
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Why was Moses the most wicked man?
What are the 2 smallest insects in the Bible?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How does a lawyer resemble a rabbi?
Who was the most ambitious man in the Bible?
Why was Noah like a hungry cat?
Who was the first canning factory run by?
What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children?
What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?
How do we know Isaiah's parents were good business people?
Why did poor Job land in bed with a cold?
During what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
How are rollerskates like the fruit in the Garden of Eden?
Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?
Who slept five in a bed?
Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
How do we know Abraham was smart?
What was one of the first example of math in the Bible?
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?
How did God keep the oceans clean?
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
What was the name of Isaiah's horse?
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
Who in the Bible was a very lazy person?


hehe they are some old classics for ya..think you'll get them
Good Luck


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 18, 2006, 09:20:30 AM
Just a wild guess on some of them.

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?

Because they didn't have a deck.  :D


What was one of the first example of math in the Bible?

In the Garden of Eden

Ge 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

I'll have to read up a little for some more Tolorah, but I think Igot at least these 2 right.  ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 18, 2006, 09:32:04 AM
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? "flood' lights

Why was Moses the most wicked man?    He broke all of the ten commandments at once?

What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?     Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner

I don't remember the rest of them.


Here's an additional one.

When did Adam and Eve first show anger?





Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 18, 2006, 10:16:11 AM
I got one too, but you all have to be honest with yourselves and not look up the answers in the Bible until you first take a guess.....the answer is in the Bible and easy to find, so this is an opportunity for you to test your own Bible knowledge

What 4 woman were the only ones to be named in Jesus' lineage?


post your guess in first, then check your answer with your Bible.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 18, 2006, 10:18:52 AM
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?

No. A raven was the first, then a dove.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on October 26, 2006, 07:44:35 AM
Ok here are the answers you've been waiting for  ;)

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?Flood Lights
Why was Moses the most wicked man?He broke all the 10 commandments at once
What are the 2 smallest insects in the Bible?The widow's mite(Mark 12:42) and the wicked flea(Proverbs 28:1)
What animal could Noah not trust?The Cheetah
How does a lawyer resemble a rabbi?Lawyers study the law and the profits
Who was the most ambitious man in the Bible?Jonah-even a whale coudn't keep him down
Why was Noah like a hungry cat?He went 150 days without finding Ararat
Who was the first canning factory run by?Noah - He had a boatfull of preserved pairs
What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children?Parents
What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?Nicodemus-he was a ruler
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?Noah was sitting on the deck
What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner
How do we know Isaiah's parents were good business people?They both raised a phophet
Why did poor Job land in bed with a cold?He had poor comforters
During what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?Early in the Fall
How are rollerskates like the fruit in the Garden of Eden?They come before the Fall
Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?Noah - He took Ham on the ark
Who slept five in a bed?David - he slept with his forefathers
Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?They kept saying Neigh
How do we know Abraham was smart?He knew a Lot
What was one of the first example of math in the Bible?God told Adam to go forth and multiply
Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering?He just wasnt Able
How did God keep the oceans clean?with Tide
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?Now ive herd everything
What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?"No, Noah-go for wood"[gopherwood]
What was the name of Isaiah's horse?Isme - He said "Whoa, is me!"
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?No, he came forth out of the ark
Who in the Bible was a very lazy person?The boy that loafs and fishes


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on October 26, 2006, 07:51:13 AM
Keep 'em coming Tolorah  ;D

What 4 woman were the only ones to be named in Jesus' lineage?

Tamar, Rahab, Bathsheba, Ruth


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Hary on November 03, 2006, 08:07:55 AM
It's interesting that those ladies wern't exactly 'up there.' Rahab was a prostitute, Bathsheba slept with another man who wasn't her husband, and Ruth slept at the feet of a man she wasn't married to. Yet it just go to show that God is a loving God and forgives us.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: willychuck on November 04, 2006, 01:09:02 PM
Here's one I heard at work


What's stronger than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die?

 ;D

Bill


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 04, 2006, 01:36:33 PM
Good morning Brother Bill!

Just once, I'd like to solve one of these riddles, but I haven't gotten a single one yet. I made a text copy out of this one, and I'm working on it.   ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 04, 2006, 01:38:00 PM
That one is simple brother. Nothing!

There is nothing stronger than God, nothing more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich don't need nothing and if you eat nothing you will die.

 ;) ;D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 04, 2006, 01:58:30 PM
 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D    ROFL!

I sure didn't get long to think about this one. I'm going to cheat the next time and ask my schoolteacher wife to help me.   ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 04, 2006, 07:29:23 PM
haha good one BEP good luck with that one! heres one for you...what can travel around the city,state,country or the world yet alway stays in the corner?? This ones pretty easy have a go!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: willychuck on November 04, 2006, 09:51:17 PM





This probably isn't the correct answer, but how about dust   :D

Bill 

 ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on November 04, 2006, 09:55:56 PM
Yeah dust bunnies  :D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: willychuck on November 04, 2006, 10:03:42 PM
I asked my kids and we couldn't figure it out.  Finally we got practical and looked in the corners.  Nothing but dust.      ::)


Bill    ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 04, 2006, 10:50:31 PM
Brother Bill,

I think that you got it - sounds logical to me. We'll have to wait for Tolorah. If there's another answer, I think that your answer must also be correct. Why didn't I think about looking in the corner?   ;D   ;D   ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 04, 2006, 10:57:06 PM
I can't see my corners.   :D :D :D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 04, 2006, 11:26:31 PM
Nope sorry you are all still wrong!!! And as for the dust bit...im yet to see an American bit of dust over here!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 04, 2006, 11:38:56 PM
How about a stamp?

As for American dust not making it over there .....  haven't you seen any with an American accent yet?  ;) :D :D :D

 


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 05, 2006, 12:05:10 AM
OH NO! - Back to the drawing board for more ideas. I'm calling in some professional help to investigate this matter.   ;D   ;D


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: willychuck on November 05, 2006, 01:06:21 AM
How about a stamp?

As for American dust not making it over there .....  haven't you seen any with an American accent yet?  ;) :D :D :D

 

You're a sharp one Roger.  That's gotta be it.  It's always in the corner.  Don't know what I'm gonna do about all this dust though.    ;D  ;D  ;D  I was hoping it was the right answer so I could send it away. 

Bill



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 05, 2006, 07:57:22 AM
You're a sharp one Roger.

Thank you but not really. I've just been around a lot of teens that really get into these types of jokes and have learned a lot from them.  ;) :D :D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 05, 2006, 04:46:21 PM
 ;D  I assume that "stamp" is the right answer. All I can say is that I'm going to actually solve one of these riddles one day.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 05, 2006, 05:23:34 PM
Well ....  I think it's the right answer but we have to wait for Tolorah to be sure.



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 05, 2006, 07:10:39 PM
Yes hello hello im back...sucks to be on the other side of the world sometimes!!! But guess what.......YOU'RE RIGHT good goin PR!!! Maybe next time BEP!!

As for the American dust....hmmm that must be the stuff that gets in the corners cause around here the local dust just sits on top till we clean it!!!  Musta been them that i heard saying "why dont ya'll all leave me be...go pudda nudda shrimp on the barbie!!!" to that the Aussie dust replies "Hey mate, we dont do shrimp, red meat ladies red meat!!!"

Now for the next one hmmmmz....What car is spelt the same way backwards as forwards???


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 05, 2006, 07:30:30 PM
No shrimp here either. I'm a red neck farm boy in the middle of the U.S. Cow country.

I'll give the others a chance to answer this one first.

 :D :D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 05, 2006, 07:35:15 PM
Is that your excuse for the fact that you dont know the answer yet!!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 05, 2006, 07:42:53 PM
Is that your excuse for the fact that you dont know the answer yet!!!
 

 ;D ;D  I'll never tell.   ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: willychuck on November 05, 2006, 08:27:16 PM


Now for the next one hmmmmz....What car is spelt the same way backwards as forwards???

American? European? Or Aussie?    ;D   ;D    ;D 

Bill


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 05, 2006, 11:02:47 PM
ALL :D ;D :D ;D


and PR sure sure i know that you know that i know that you know that you dont know it!!!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 05, 2006, 11:07:33 PM
ALL :D ;D :D ;D


and PR sure sure i know that you know that i know that you know that you dont know it!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Backward forward it's all the same.  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 12:07:24 AM
haha you still dont know the answer though


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 10:42:23 AM
Nobody else seems to have come up with it so far  ....   so  .....   Civic.      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D






Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 06, 2006, 12:55:53 PM
 ;D   ;D   I think that I'm going to go find some riddles that already have the answer with them.


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 05:22:40 PM
haha guess what....you are right but....theres another one which was the one that i had!!! Dunno how i missed the civic so want a sooped up one of them!!! But ya's still have to find the answer.... Lets see if we can get BEP to answer this one....OK BEP


hint: middle letter E that is a BIG hint!!!


   
ZOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 06:42:07 PM
I thought of that one also but according to the dictionary that is actually two words not one.   :D :D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 08:01:39 PM
haha....you had to use a dictionary!!!! funny funny!!!! lol but it sounds as if ya on the right track.....



COME ON BEP!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 08:04:18 PM
Quote
you had to use a dictionary

All the time.   ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 08:11:31 PM
Got word web or equivalent on ya computer???


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 06, 2006, 08:13:56 PM
 ;D   ;D   I'm working on it.

By the way, I sent the dust in my corners off to be analyzed, and the preliminary results indicate that .0006 percent of it is from Australia. In fact, they said I had dust from all over the planet and some not from this planet.   ;D   ;D


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 08:17:52 PM
hmmmmz you mean to tell me that all we needed to do to see that there was life on other planets was to analyse your dust!!!!


                           
WOW!!!!      :D :o :D      WELL HOWD YA BE!!!!!!!



                                                                                                                 
;D LETS GO BEP LOTS GO!!!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 06, 2006, 08:27:52 PM
 ;D  I didn't even think about using dictionaries. I use a spell checker, but I have no idea how I would use that to solve a riddle. I don't think that I know what "word web" is. Let's see if anyone gets this really bad joke - a one-liner.

My last computer was an abacus.


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 08:44:31 PM
Got word web or equivalent on ya computer???

I have Merriam-Webster online, Websters 1828, and then I have Spell Check.



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 08:46:48 PM
I used an abacus as teether for my first baby teeth.   :D :D :D :D




Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 09:55:35 PM
Wordweb you can use when ya not on the net and its free thats why i like it http://wordweb.info/free/ (http://wordweb.info/free/)

Abacus!!!! lol heard of them and know about them and all that jazz....never used one though....i was only born in '86!!!! hehe

How ya goin with that car BEP?!?!?!?!?!?!


Hey guess what.....this is my 100th post wow that didnt take long!!! hmmmmz 26230 posts!!! haha ill so never get that high!!!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 10:01:36 PM
Hey guess what.....this is my 100th post wow that didnt take long!!! hmmmmz 26230 posts!!! haha ill so never get that high!!!!


Neither did I.   ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 10:14:54 PM
LOL i guess i just dont have that much to say....us Aussies are generally quiet people!!!!  ;)    :D :D :D  ***cough cough splutter splutter!!!***


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 06, 2006, 10:18:47 PM
LOL i guess i just dont have that much to say....us Aussies are generally quiet people!!!!  ;)    :D :D :D  ***cough cough splutter splutter!!!***


 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 06, 2006, 10:47:41 PM
Tolorah,

I'm afraid that I'm still drawing a blank on the answer. I appreciate the link for Word Web and will give it a try.

YEAH! - 100 posts - That will be 1,000 before you know it.

I was just thinking that I have socks older than you are, and I might be wearing them.   ;D  You know that I'm just kidding you some.

I have several friends from Australia, and I wouldn't say that they are shy and withdrawn.   ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 06, 2006, 10:58:52 PM

Neither did I.   ;D ;D ;D



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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 11:03:32 PM
I have several friends from Australia, and I wouldn't say that they are shy and withdrawn.   ;D


No generally we arent but then i think that depends on everyone no matter where you are from!!! We are just a tad bit  ;) more relaxed than you guys...Theres a joke about that actually...goes something along the lines of...if someone was gonna take over australia and put us all in detention centre type things the neednt worry about fences...witches hats would do cause we are too lazy to escape anyway!!!! hmmmmz i could see some doin that actually no i could see most of us doing that!!!! haha :D

Socks nearly 21 yrs old haha id be hard pressed to find ones older than 1 yr...i replace mine reg. just cause i can!!!!    Come on BEP hows the answer comin??? given up yet??!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 06, 2006, 11:07:51 PM

Now for the next one hmmmmz....What car is spelt the same way backwards as forwards???

For a NASCAR fan, that would be........................... "racecar" ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 11:22:06 PM
Ahhhh BEP that was so your answer you coulda had it!!!!!

hmmmz NASCAR bah  :P  Bring on the Aussie V8 supercars!!!!!

Ok for the next one.......

Everyone: What am i? I am heavy one way backwards i am not ???

BEP: I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

Try ya luck at these ones!!!  ;)


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 06, 2006, 11:50:09 PM
 ;D   ;D   ;D   That's OK Dreamweaver - I was ready to give up anyway.

I think that I hurt my brain trying to think too hard, and I might have strained it. If it doesn't get better by morning, I might go get some x-rays and see if it's broken.   ;D


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 06, 2006, 11:51:44 PM
Ahhhh BEP that was so your answer you coulda had it!!!!!

hmmmz NASCAR bah  :P  Bring on the Aussie V8 supercars!!!!!

I think thats the first one, I've gotten. :D  By the way, I do watch Super V-8 durning the winter. :P


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 06, 2006, 11:56:02 PM
I think thats the first one, I've gotten. :D  By the way, I do watch Super V-8 durning the winter. :P

You guys would have the whoile major Ford vs Holden over there would ya???


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 07, 2006, 12:03:39 AM
You guys would have the whoile major Ford vs Holden over there would ya???

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 07, 2006, 12:05:26 AM
Do i take that as a Yes?!?!?!?!   If so what are you???


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 07, 2006, 12:13:26 AM
Holden SS ute vs. Ford XR8 ute

A car

Or what y'all would call a "utility truck/car"


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 07, 2006, 12:20:11 AM
No we call em utes and we do race them but not as much as the cars...

As for whats a good ute....the one and only HSV Maloo sweet!!!



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 07, 2006, 12:46:48 AM
Here is one for you Tolorah....................  ;D ;D

This person, (European)  had his own particular language, he was born in 1913, died in 1996

Who am I, and what am I?


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 07, 2006, 01:03:33 AM
had his own particular language

??? hmmm what exactly do you mean by this and are there more hints or not????!!!

He was european right hhmmmmm lets see theres the yankie dude Morton Gould the composser so it cant be him other than that...hmmmz let me think the Hungarian maths dude Paul Erdős and the italian footy player Silvio Piola, and the french film director René Clément other than them im not sure any more come to mind with out more hints...care to give???  Having not heard them speak i dont know what their language was like....


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 07, 2006, 01:05:37 AM
Quote
had his own particular language he was born in 1913, died in 1996

Is a major clue. ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 07, 2006, 01:13:28 AM
kk then so id assume that none of the listed are him???


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on November 07, 2006, 07:22:14 AM
Brother Tom, don't feel so bad the riddles are so hard my brain is battered and fried.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 07, 2006, 10:10:39 AM
Brother Tom, don't feel so bad the riddles are so hard my brain is battered and fried.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I called the doctor. He told me to rest my brain for several days, take two aspirin a day, and call him if my brain didn't feel better.    ;D


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Hary on November 07, 2006, 06:30:43 PM
I think I got the tail/head one. As for the other not sure.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 07, 2006, 11:41:46 PM
I called the doctor. He told me to rest my brain for several days, take two aspirin a day, and call him if my brain didn't feel better.    ;D


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hehe My bad!!!!  ;) :D ;) :D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 08, 2006, 12:34:39 AM
I called the doctor. He told me to rest my brain for several days, take two aspirin a day, and call him if my brain didn't feel better.    ;D


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I like that one............. ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 08, 2006, 01:39:50 AM
So do I!!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 08, 2006, 07:38:43 PM
Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.


A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?



Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 08, 2006, 09:58:52 PM
 ;D

I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 09, 2006, 01:02:28 AM
He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.

Haha good one!!


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 09, 2006, 04:35:23 AM
;D

I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.


 ;D ;D ;D That's funnier than the real answer.   ;D ;D ;D




Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 10, 2006, 02:51:45 AM

 ;D ;D ;D That's funnier than the real answer.   ;D ;D ;D




 ;D  I guess this means that I still haven't gotten one right. I also thought about some possible cases involving identical twins. Regardless, the plane I'm in is going down in flames again.   ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 10, 2006, 09:02:52 PM
Ok ya'll here is a brain stretcher.


A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?




 He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.




Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Hary on November 10, 2006, 11:12:19 PM
Clever. I would have never thought that


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: airIam2worship on November 11, 2006, 11:26:56 AM

 He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.




DUH, I still don't get it :-\  BEP's you and I are tied  ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 12, 2006, 01:40:38 AM
;D

I haven't gotten one yet, so I'll give it a try.

He claimed the judge did it and he could prove it.

ROFL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Shammu on November 12, 2006, 01:42:05 AM
Tolorah, the answer is.............................. Paul Erdős


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Tolorah on November 12, 2006, 04:47:53 AM
A ha i guessed him first! dunno why i didnt sick with my good hungarian friend!!!....i know another Hungarian....and id have to say he has a language all to himself too cause i never get it!!!!! lol  :D :D :D


Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: nChrist on November 12, 2006, 05:36:21 PM

 He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.




 ;D   ;D

GROAN - GROAN!

BOO! - HISS!


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Title: Re: Just For Fun - Who Am I ?
Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 12, 2006, 06:02:57 PM
;D   ;D

GROAN - GROAN!

BOO! - HISS!


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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I told you your answer was funnier.    ;D ;D ;D ;D