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Kris777
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« on: March 20, 2006, 01:59:09 PM »

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
>> house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
>> came to his repeated knocks at the door.
>>
>> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20"
>> on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
>>
>> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
>> his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
>> "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
>> broke up in laughter.
>>
>> Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
>>
>> Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
>> afraid for I was naked."
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 02:06:22 PM »

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
>> house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
>> came to his repeated knocks at the door.
>>
>> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20"
>> on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
>>
>> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
>> his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
>> "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
>> broke up in laughter.
>>
>> Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
>>
>> Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
>> afraid for I was naked."

ROFL Kris, that's a good one  Grin  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2006, 05:13:16 AM »

 Grin   Grin  Thanks Sister Kris! - I needed that laugh.
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