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Title: A pastor's visit Post by: Kris777 on March 20, 2006, 01:59:09 PM A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
>> house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer >> came to his repeated knocks at the door. >> >> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" >> on the back of it and stuck it in the door. >> >> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that >> his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, >> "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he >> broke up in laughter. >> >> Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." >> >> Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was >> afraid for I was naked." Title: Re: A pastor's visit Post by: airIam2worship on March 20, 2006, 02:06:22 PM A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one >> house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer >> came to his repeated knocks at the door. >> >> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" >> on the back of it and stuck it in the door. >> >> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that >> his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, >> "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he >> broke up in laughter. >> >> Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." >> >> Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was >> afraid for I was naked." ROFL Kris, that's a good one ;D ;D Title: Re: A pastor's visit Post by: nChrist on March 23, 2006, 05:13:16 AM ;D ;D Thanks Sister Kris! - I needed that laugh.
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