The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[JudgeNot]

Mr. Allinall. sir;
Why do they call it a mountain "peak".  Is the mountain as high as it can get?
(He-he-he -  question from "yesteryear".)  

[Willowbirch]

How many dents on a golfball?

Titleist - 5,000 dents per ball
Pinnacle - 4,997 dents per ball
Top-Flite - 6,487 dents per ball...

It's all in the company and the impression they want to make on their customers.  

Good one...

[Willowbirch]

When you see someone grin, do you think they are happy, or do you think they have been up to something?

  Depends.    

[Willowbirch]

Ponders upon:
Just where does the other sock go when you put it into the dryer & come out with only one?

To anyone else who has this question: I have your missing socks, and for a price, I will send directions to my secret clubhouse...

Seriously, I have two drawers dedicated to matchless socks...

I ought to start an online dating site for socks...

[Willowbirch]

Allinall, you are a genius!   I agree with Tom, your answers are so in-depth...do you have a remedy for old carpet stains that won't come out?

[cris]

Hmmm, Any questions will be answered eh?
Ponders upon:
Just where does the other sock go when you put it into the dryer & come out with only one?

Why do you drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?

Why do they call it a pair of jeans when you only get 1
or a TV set?

& just who in the heck invented the PH in front of words to confuse us? Phone? Physical? Phalaenoptilus nuttallii?

1.  Inside out!
2.  Cause I wanna live!
3.  They call a pair of jeans a TV set?  Where do you live?
4.  I did-----------got a problem with that?

   


Brighter days are ahead NaughtyCakes.  In just a few more days you can wear that pink dress with green shamrocks.

[nChrist]

To anyone else who has this question: I have your missing socks, and for a price, I will send directions to my secret clubhouse...

Seriously, I have two drawers dedicated to matchless socks...

I ought to start an online dating site for socks...

Oklahoma Howdy to Willowbirch,

I want my socks back, and I'm not paying until I find out how you got them.  

Along the same lines, how many paper-clips and rubber-bands have you bought during your life, and where are they?  All of my staples are accounted for. Are you the famous paper-clip and rubber-band bandit too?  

I have a mountain of them missing.  

Tom

[Allinall]

Quote:
How many dents on a golfball?  
 

Titleist - 5,000 dents per ball
Pinnacle - 4,997 dents per ball
Top-Flite - 6,487 dents per ball...

It's all in the company and the impression they want to make on their customers.  
 
 
Good one...

Actually...there is a high amount of truth to this statement.  The Topflite XL 3000 is thusly named because it has 3000 dimples in each ball...

[Allinall]

Mr. Allinall. sir;
Why do they call it a mountain "peak".  Is the mountain as high as it can get?
(He-he-he -  question from "yesteryear".)  

Whoops!  Missed this one!  Oh well, we can't all be perfect now can we?  Hahahaahaa...hem.  Why? The word peak is derived from the Latin word papula, which, as we all know, means pimple.  As legend has it, Maximus Arelius, while traversing through the Himalayas during one of his many Germanic campaigns, looked up at the heights and remarked how much they looked like pimples.  The wording stuck, and went down for many generations, manipulations, and constructions to the current rendering, peak.

As for whether a mountain is as high as it can get, that depends greatly upon the shifting of the teutonic plates and subsequent geographic redistribution.

[Allinall]

To anyone else who has this question: I have your missing socks, and for a price, I will send directions to my secret clubhouse...

Seriously, I have two drawers dedicated to matchless socks...

I ought to start an online dating site for socks...

Ooooooo!  Money making scheme!  Online dating service for socks.  I can see it now..."Feeling alone, mismatched, or otherwise discombobulated?  Then call 1-800-SOCKS4U, where we're in the business of putting pairs together!"

[Allinall]

Allinall, you are a genius!   I agree with Tom, your answers are so in-depth...do you have a remedy for old carpet stains that won't come out?

Actually, I do!  Take a equal mixture of lemon, lime, aloe, and vanilla extract.  Mix thoroughly and allow to sit over night.  First thing in the morning, apply liberally to the stained area, scrubbing vigorously.  Allow to sit for 3 to 4 hours depending on the depth of the stain.  Rinse with warm water and voila!

(Note to gullible people:  Do NOT try this at home.  You will only have a greater mess...unless, he is a genius...   )

[Allinall]

Along the same lines, how many paper-clips and rubber-bands have you bought during your life, and where are they?  All of my staples are accounted for. Are you the famous paper-clip and rubber-band bandit too?

I understand, Tom, that this question was not, in fact, addressed to me, but being me, I felt the obligation to enlighten you via the virtual wealth of information that I, in truth, possess.

I'm sorry.  What was the question?

[nChrist]

Along the same lines, how many paper-clips and rubber-bands have you bought during your life, and where are they?  All of my staples are accounted for. Are you the famous paper-clip and rubber-band bandit too?

I understand, Tom, that this question was not, in fact, addressed to me, but being me, I felt the obligation to enlighten you via the virtual wealth of information that I, in truth, possess.

I'm sorry.  What was the question?

   Allinall, if you have my paper-clips and rubber-bands, I want them back.

Here's one for you Brother:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Now, keep in mind this is not a trick question. There is a perfectly logical answer.

Love In Christ,
Tom

[Allinall]

Allinall, if you have my paper-clips and rubber-bands, I want them back.

I am not, Brother Tom, in possession of your paper-clips/rubber-bands.  That, I believe, is an issue you'll need to take up with Sister Willow.  

Here's one for you Brother:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Now, keep in mind this is not a trick question. There is a perfectly logical answer.

The answer is simply, none.  We are speaking of a hypothetical impossibility, as woodchucks are incapable of chucking wood.  Unless we are speaking of the Canuck Woodchuck, which has risen to the occassion.  At last report, the CWC's were effectively "chucking" wood at a distance of nearly 2 feet!  And, it would be most important to note, that they did so with all of the wood available to them.  In that instance - 42 sticks.

[nChrist]

The answer is simply, none.  We are speaking of a hypothetical impossibility, as woodchucks are incapable of chucking wood.  Unless we are speaking of the Canuck Woodchuck, which has risen to the occassion.  At last report, the CWC's were effectively "chucking" wood at a distance of nearly 2 feet!  And, it would be most important to note, that they did so with all of the wood available to them.  In that instance - 42 sticks.

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, I thought that I might have to help you with this, so here goes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


He would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

See the perfect logic here?  

Love In Christ,
Tom