The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[Allinall]

He would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

See the perfect logic here?

Now that's just silly.  Have you even polled a significant number of woodchucks to determine the willingness of the general population?  

[Shylynne]

He would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

See the perfect logic here?

Now that's just silly.  Have you even polled a significant number of woodchucks to determine the willingness of the general population?  

LOL!

[nChrist]

Now that's just silly.  Have you even polled a significant number of woodchucks to determine the willingness of the general population?  

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

     ACTUALLY, I was somehow abandoned as an infant in the wild and was raised by a family of woodchucks. Maybe you saw me on Animal Planet.

[Willowbirch]

Actually, I do!  Take a equal mixture of lemon, lime, aloe, and vanilla extract.  Mix thoroughly and allow to sit over night.  First thing in the morning, apply liberally to the stained area, scrubbing vigorously.  Allow to sit for 3 to 4 hours depending on the depth of the stain.  Rinse with warm water and voila!

(Note to gullible people:  Do NOT try this at home.  You will only have a greater mess...unless, he is a genius...   )

Should I add any tequila? Just to be on the safe side?

[Sapphire W34P0N]

Ok, Allinall, I've got a question for you. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? (Douglas Adams fans know what I'm talking about...)

[Allinall]

ACTUALLY, I was somehow abandoned as an infant in the wild and was raised by a family of woodchucks. Maybe you saw me on Animal Planet.

Oooooooo.  He's good.

[Allinall]

Should I add any tequila? Just to be on the safe side?

Absolutely not!  This would definitely remove the stain...and the carpet, and the house, and the neighborhood!!!  This is the formula for one of the most deadly, and force yielding explosives known to scientists alone!  Please.  Do NOT[/b] add tequila to this concotion.  Now straight up whiskey?  That'll work jus' fine.  

[Allinall]

Ok, Allinall, I've got a question for you. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? (Douglas Adams fans know what I'm talking about...)

42.  

[JudgeNot]

Mr. Allinall, sir - rather than insult your intelligence with a simple question, allow me to riddle you:

Taken internally, it is believed to be effective in treating jaundice and liver problems.  Additionally, as with many other herbs, a tea made from roots or leaves appears to be useful for those with digestive problems.  Save a little tea and try dipping a cotton ball into it for a refreshing and soothing eye wash.  You can also add a spoonful or two of honey to thicken and use as syrup for a mild laxative for kids.  For long-term use, try drying and pulverizing the leaves into a powder for use in capsule form.  For external use, bruise fresh leaves and apply to areas affected by gout, skin eruptions, swellings, skin inflammations, and rheumatism.  Although a native of Europe, it now grows wild over all of North America.

(There are other, more accepted uses of this herb – but if I told you I would give away the answer!)

What is it?  

[Allinall]

Hmmmmm...would it be Chicory?

[JudgeNot]

Ah!  You ARE smarter than the average bear.  
Let me think on a stumper - that one was obvioulsy too easy...  

[Allinall]

 

[Sapphire W34P0N]

42.

Bah, you.

[Allinall]

42.

Bah, you.

   Been there.  Read that.

[Sapphire W34P0N]

Shouldn't the name of this be "The All-Out Allinall post-boosting thread"?