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« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2004, 04:59:39 PM »

 Ok  i stopped whining and followed a different path and i captured this for you! I just keeps filling and filling  Cheesy



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« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2004, 05:30:14 PM »

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What's the difference between a drop and a drip?

Spelling and grammatical usage.   Grin
A drip is what it is before it becomes a drop.
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« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2004, 05:35:42 PM »

What is the difference between an alpaca and a llama?
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« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2004, 10:19:45 PM »

What is the difference between an alpaca and a llama?

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« Reply #64 on: February 21, 2004, 12:12:00 AM »

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Do UFOs have indoor plumbing?

Folks, I want you to know that what you are about to read is highly classified.  Many people will be subject to great disciplinary action if names, or content is leaked out.  Guard this information with your very lives.  The answer is no.  Why else do you think they come to earth?   Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

 Grin  Brother, I must say that I'm impressed that you got this one. I'm tallying your overall score now.


I didn't think they would believe us.

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« Reply #65 on: February 21, 2004, 12:17:19 AM »

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What are those monkey shines people keep talking about?

That would, of course, depend highly upon who those people are, Brother Tom.  For instance, people in the southwest would talk about the movie, "Monkey Shine" and consider whether or not it was a good movie or not.  People in the southeast would be talking about liquor made from monkeys.  People from the Oklahoma region would be talking about the indigineous monkey populations shining yodelling capabilities.  Can you be more specific?  

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« Reply #66 on: February 21, 2004, 12:21:57 AM »

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Is a hippy still hip?

Only in Lime Springs, Iowa.   Grin

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« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2004, 12:26:15 AM »

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Is Homer homely?

Most certainly.  He is however, indicative of humanity at large, making him endearing to say the least.  DOOOOHHHH!!!

I resemble that remark.

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« Reply #68 on: February 21, 2004, 12:38:47 AM »

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WAIT a minute!  I still want an answer to my chicken question!

Patience is a virtue brother.  Do you think I pull this answers out of thin air?   Grin

UM??, what a coincidence, the person grading your test asked the same question. We've sent a couple of kids over to your house with your test. The grades are in the bag.

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« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2004, 08:59:39 AM »

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Where the jeans are concerned, it relates to the duplicity of application.  That is, while there is one body, there are two legs.  While there is one body there are two feet, hence, a pair of socks, a pair of jeans, and so on.  As for the shirt concept not being a pair, that deals with the oneness of individual.  Arms bring in to the whole, legs go out amongst the world.  (Ya know, I could actually sell this drivel!!   )

As for the TV set, in the days of it's conception, the TV was often a piece of furniture.  It was the entertainment center and television in one, hence, a set.

I just love how serious & detailed the responses are. Smiley
Forget ask Jeeves...He ain't got nuttin on Allinall, lol.
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« Reply #70 on: February 25, 2004, 08:47:07 AM »

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What is the difference between an alpaca and a llama?

The species Fastidious Spitticus, from which the alpaca variant derives, is indigenous to South-Central Asia, while the species Spitticular Wannabeticus, from which the llama variant derives, is indigenous to Northeastern Asia.  Apart from the obvious species differences, the alpaca is known for its ability to spit great distances with surprising accuracy.  The following is an account from a Mongolian goat-herder:

"Thi mui cal tupec i weeway won ussi."

The llama is noted for its pack-animal capability, as well as its inability to spit, and its complete lack of accuracy.  In short, llama's merely drool and with no directional sense whatsoever.
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« Reply #71 on: February 25, 2004, 08:50:48 AM »

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I didn't think they would believe us.

They never do Brother.  They never do...
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« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2004, 08:53:10 AM »

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Ok  i stopped whining and followed a different path and i captured this for you! I just keeps filling and filling  

Mmmmmmmm!  COOOOFFFFEEEEEEEE!!!  Muy Gracias!  Mucho Grande!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #73 on: February 25, 2004, 08:55:41 AM »

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I resemble that remark.

Me too!!!  DOH!!  Grin

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UM??, what a coincidence, the person grading your test asked the same question. We've sent a couple of kids over to your house with your test. The grades are in the bag.

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« Reply #74 on: February 25, 2004, 08:56:38 AM »

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I just love how serious & detailed the responses are.
Forget ask Jeeves...He ain't got nuttin on Allinall, lol.

 Grin Cheesy
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