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« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2004, 07:04:28 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2004, 11:05:45 PM »

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« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2004, 04:54:43 PM »
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"Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece." ~unknown

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« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2004, 07:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Ambassador4Christ on September 15, 2004, 04:54:43 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on September 10, 2004, 08:41:15 AM
"Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece." ~unknown

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ah...a masterpiece...perfect in every way  Cool
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« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2004, 05:27:15 AM »
Unless your a genius in which case you'd go straight for the answer, right?
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« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2004, 06:34:36 AM »


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« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2004, 11:27:54 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on September 10, 2004, 08:41:15 AM
"Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece." ~unknown

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Eve ate Adam out of house and home Tongue
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« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2004, 01:24:47 PM »
and you call that a good thing females?
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« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2004, 01:46:10 PM »
me too Philippians me too
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« Reply #54 on: November 04, 2004, 08:05:09 AM »
When your wife asks, "Do I look fat?"
The correct response is always,
"Do I look stupid?"
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« Reply #55 on: November 04, 2004, 12:31:43 PM »
Shylynne,

 Grin  OR:

You're just a tiny and delicate little angel girl.

(Small print:  don't even think the word "Sumo" - as in wrestler).
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« Reply #56 on: November 04, 2004, 01:43:21 PM »
rofl! You left out a happy medium!  Tongue  

And hubby`s response:
Do these clothes make me look fat?
No, you make you look fat,
the clothes look just fine!  Grin
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« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2004, 04:55:57 AM »
Still one of my FAVORITES:


And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a Woman, and brought her unto the man.

Ah now I see why women are a pain in a mans side. Grin Smiley Grin Smiley
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« Reply #58 on: December 14, 2004, 09:03:55 AM »
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Still one of my FAVORITES:


And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a Woman, and brought her unto the man.

Ah now I see why women are a pain in a mans side. Grin Smiley Grin Smiley

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But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty...
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