The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[JudgeNot]

Do clams prefer New England or Manhattan style chowder?
 

[sincereheart]

Psychoanalytically, I must again answer with a question: as a child, did your mother and father place a paper bag over your head, and more importantly, if so, how did that make you feel?

Who told??!!    

[sincereheart]

Obviously, only Allinall will be able to answer, however, psychoanalytically, according to Sigmond Freud, “Yo Mamma!” is in the bag.

Not MY momma, YO momma!  

[nChrist]

OK – Mr. Know Allinall:
Here is one of my peeves.

I’m a fairly big guy – I wear a shirt size 18 with a 36 sleeve.  Why is it, WHY, WHY, WHY is it that all department stores (not just a few, but ALL department stores) arrange shirts so that the largest sizes are on the bottom shelf and the smallest sizes are on the upper most shelves?  Hmmmm?

Oklahoma Howdy to JudgeNot,

I find that I must reply to this one, as it is extremely personal. This is revenge against tall people by short people. Short people are finally striking back. I happen to be one of those short people, so I understand the frustration and the desire to get even.

Tall people have been blocking my sunlight from getting to me for my entire life.

Tall people breathe all of the air first, and short people are sick of breathing second-hand air.

Short people hate elevators - need I say more???

This is just one reason why short people got together and conspired to raise prices on big and tall clothing. We wanted to have all big and tall clothing made out of burlap feed bags from the farm cooperatives, but short people there revolted and said no.

However, we did manage to get most things made and designed for people 5'10" and shorter. We wanted the tall folks to sleep in beds too short, duck to go through doorways, have their knees under their chins while driving, and we are working on more.

Brother - Just kidding, we'll keep you, even though you are 9'3" and weigh 480.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

[kestrel]

LOL! This is hilarious!



I have a question, a very serious, deep question... Are you ready?

Why exactly did the chicken cross the road?

[kestrel]

Also,

Which really came first, the chicken or the egg?

[kestrel]

Oh, and...

Why was it against the rule for Mary's little lamb to follow her to school? I think we should notify the SRA's, the Sheep's Rights Activists, because that nasty old teacher was discriminating against that poor, innocent, defenseless little lamb...

[kestrel]

And I must know...

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[Shylynne]

nx hunny I have it on good authority that the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked was a given as a charitable donation to peter peter pumkin eater who had a wife and could`nt keep her, so he put her in a pumkin shell and fed her them pickled peppers  

 

[ollie]

"OK,  Mr. Know Allinall:
Here is one of my peeves.

I'm a fairly big guy.  I wear a shirt size 18 with a 36 sleeve.  Why is it, WHY, WHY, WHY is it that all department stores (not just a few, but ALL department stores) arrange shirts so that the largest sizes are on the bottom shelf and the smallest sizes are on the upper most shelves?  Hmmmm?"

Now I want to know:

Why when I reach for that bottom shelf, marked "L-XL", for an "XL" I always pull out a "small"?

Hmmmm?

[ollie]

Also,

Which really came first, the chicken or the egg?

Light
Firmament
Earth
Sun, moon, stars
Sea creatures, fowl

Genesis 1:3-23

Just had to get serious for a moment.

[Coyote]

To all vertically challenged peoples,

BUY A LADDER!!!!!
Tall people are not you fetchers for things in high places.


With Love,

A 6'3" tall Coyote


ps I am sending this to my short 5'4" wife.

[Paul2]

To all vertically challenged peoples,

BUY A LADDER!!!!!
Tall people are not you fetchers for things in high places.


With Love,

A 6'3" tall Coyote


ps I am sending this to my short 5'4" wife.

     A 6'2" Paul2 here,

    I can relate... How many times have we heard "Hey, your tall, could you get that off the top shelf for me?"

    Imagine us going up to someone and saying "Hey, your short, could you get that off the bottom shelf for me?"

                                                                 Paul2

[ollie]

Familiar quotes aimed at the tall:

"Are you ever going to stop growing?"

"How tall are you?"

"I bet you play basketball."

"Your shoes are like boats."

There are more, but thats enough for now.

[kestrel]

LOL! I shoulda known, Shylynne.
I wonder, though. Who was your 'good authority'? If it was Little Bo Peep, I wouldn't trust her. She can't even handle her own sheep; she keeps losing them!

Yup, Ollie, I agree. I think the chicken came first. Course, God mighta put the fowls in the egg... Ya never know...

So what saith the Astounding, Accessible, Accommodating, Adult, American, Arresting, Authentic, Archetyipal, Absolutely Aware, All-Knowing, Avidly Admirable, Always Able, Articulate, Avaluative, Abstruse, Authoritative, Auscultating, Auditing, Audacious, Attentive, Advising, Astute, Assuaging, Assisting, Assiduous, Assertive, Assessorial, Amazing Allinall?