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[Allinall]

[sincereheart]

Oh wise Allinall....

Who's in the bag?

[Allinall]

Oh wise Allinall....

Who's in the bag?

Metaphysically, spiritually, ecumenically, or psychoanalytically?

[sincereheart]

Metaphysically, spiritually, ecumenically, or psychoanalytically?

YES!!!!!!!  

[JudgeNot]

Obviously, only Allinall will be able to answer, however, psychoanalytically, according to Sigmond Freud, “Yo Mamma!” is in the bag.

[JudgeNot]

OK – Mr. Know Allinall:
Here is one of my peeves.

I’m a fairly big guy – I wear a shirt size 18 with a 36 sleeve.  Why is it, WHY, WHY, WHY is it that all department stores (not just a few, but ALL department stores) arrange shirts so that the largest sizes are on the bottom shelf and the smallest sizes are on the upper most shelves?  Hmmmm?

[Reba]

Because ya need the deep knee bends.

[Allinall]

Metaphysically, spiritually, ecumenically, or psychoanalytically?  
 

YES!!!!!!!  

Metaphysically speaking, the question would not be Who, but rather, to what end?

[Allinall]

Spiritually, a sinner saved by grace.

[Allinall]

Ecumenically, brethren.  For we are all of the same, unified body.  

[Allinall]

Psychoanalytically, I must again answer with a question: as a child, did your mother and father place a paper bag over your head, and more importantly, if so, how did that make you feel?

[Allinall]

Obviously, only Allinall will be able to answer, however, psychoanalytically, according to Sigmond Freud, “Yo Mamma!” is in the bag.

heheeheheee

[Allinall]

OK – Mr. Know Allinall:
Here is one of my peeves.

I’m a fairly big guy – I wear a shirt size 18 with a 36 sleeve.  Why is it, WHY, WHY, WHY is it that all department stores (not just a few, but ALL department stores) arrange shirts so that the largest sizes are on the bottom shelf and the smallest sizes are on the upper most shelves?  Hmmmm?

That is quite possibly the BEST[/b] question asked thus far! *L*  Seriously?  Why?  It would suggest that the general populace is in the small to medium size range, which, if you ask any medical doctor, is totally false! We're all fat or looking like a supermodel!  And most of us fit in the former rather than the latter.  If, of course, you ask a medical doctor.

[Allinall]

However, it would only be copious of me to include that this question, posed by JN, would actually be two questions encompassed within the confines of one.

The first question, is "Why?"  Why is the question asked most often, by both young and old alike.  It bares far deeper ramifications, both spiritually and physically in grander retrospect.  "Why?"  And that question is best answered...







Because.

[Allinall]

The second question posed within that combinational inquiry made by my friend JN, is..."is it that all department stores (not just a few, but ALL department stores) arrange shirts so that the largest sizes are on the bottom shelf and the smallest sizes are on the upper most shelves? "

Yes.  All department stores do arrange shirts so that the largest sizes are on the bottom shelf.