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Theology / Debate / Re:World War II Memorial - Future generations ...
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on: June 16, 2004, 01:46:29 PM
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I have a recording of the speech in question. President Roosevelt did say, "so help us God." at the end of the speech. My grandparents copied the speech off the radio. (reel to reel) Which I have put on a cassette tape.
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Entertainment / Movies / Re:The Day After Tomorrow
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:17:27 AM
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Wow. Unrealistic in every sense of the word. However, it did have some of the coolest effects I've ever seen in a movie, and was all in all an intesnsely fun but predictably mediocre blockbuster.
I agree with you, I plan on buying it, when it comes out on DVD.
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Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:WHEN FORUMS GO BAD...
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:13:35 AM
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The only thing I can say is, keep at it. As long as you have a core group, you will win, by the grace of God. My prayers are with you Amiko.
Go in peace with God. DW
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:08:33 AM
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"Neighbors In Montana"
A sucessful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city and decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere in Montana. After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude he hears the drumming of hoofbeats outside his cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenges the man riding up on the horse. "Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your neighbor, I have a ranch only 6 miles from here, and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm throwing for you next Saturday. There's going to be music, dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking, fighting.... We'll have a great time". Not wanting to be unneighborly the new rancher lowers the rifle and ask's " How should I dress?" " Aw, don't matter" replied the neighbor, " Only gonna be the two of us".
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:07:49 AM
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"Princess Diana : Q & A"
Q - What did Pricness Diana say to Dodi Faijed when he presented her with a multi-thousand dollar ring in the Mercades? A - "Dodi,... I think that we're moving too fast,..."
Q - How is Princess Diana different from Tiger Woods? A - Tiger Woods knows how to pick a driver.
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:06:02 AM
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"The Gate Is Broken"
St.Peter was checking the gate beween Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil...The Devil says, "Yeah, whaddya want..?", St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it.." . The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for this.." , St. Peter got angry, "Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to fix the gate..!" , The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available..." St. Peter turned red and exclaimed..."Ok, if that's the way you want it, we'll sue..!" A big grin broke out on the Devil's face, "Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer...?!"
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:04:49 AM
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"The millionare with alligators"
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could...the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that WATER!!!
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:03:33 AM
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"Is The Dog Dead?"
A woman took her dog to the vet "Doctor," she said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor. "How much do I owe you?" the lady asks. "$345," says the doctor. "$345!!?" the lady asks. "Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:02:54 AM
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"The Blondes Who Finished The Jigsaw Puzzle"
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 03:01:55 AM
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"Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce"
Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy. Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy... I said she was Goofy!
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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on: June 16, 2004, 02:59:10 AM
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I know this one is a GROANER!!!!
"The Widower Playing Golf"
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eys, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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