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33556  Welcome / About You! / Re:Praise God on: May 26, 2004, 06:01:39 AM
Stealing a line from Blackeyepeas

Arizona Howdy to EvgPoet.  Grin

Have fun, there are alot of nice folks here.
33557  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post on: May 26, 2004, 05:58:19 AM
A very important question.....

What do I do now?  Embarrassed
Hee, hee, hee, worry about me catching you
Can I use this thread to help boost my post count?
33558  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Politics on: May 26, 2004, 05:56:51 AM
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Does the 'democrap" go into the "republican"?

Hehe  that is one  i have not heard  Grin
 

 


That was one I never want to hear again!
Ditto
33559  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Chasing Allinall Thread.... on: May 26, 2004, 05:54:29 AM
ROFL! Uh-oh!



I like this one:

You would, I bet you would like to see me do that, and slow down on posting. Don't count on it sincereheart

Ha! Good guess!  Tongue
LOL
As I said don't count on it....................... Tongue

That's the part I DON'T like!  Wink
What was that??
Slowly catching up!!
33560  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: May 26, 2004, 05:53:32 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
Joe who??
What silver I don't see no silver. You must be seeing things, or going crazy.
33561  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Our ranking on: May 26, 2004, 05:52:18 AM
I slowly working to catch up to you sincereheart.

Sneaking up on sincereheart.
33562  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine on: May 26, 2004, 05:48:26 AM
A little boy asked his teacher one day, "Teacherdo you punish people for things they don't do?"
The teacher replied, "No". The little boy said, "Good, because I did not do my homework".

 
Man goes into hairdressers, he has only three hairs on his head, hairdresser says "what would you like done?" man says, "side parting please" tries that and a hair falls out, so man says, "just make it a middle parting; tries that and another hair falls out, hairdresser says sorry, man says it's ok, just leave it a mess

Why did the chicken cross the road?    
To show the raccoon it could be done !!

 

What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?

 

Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?
Ans: garbage truck!

 
Can you answer this ?
 If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
     
Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!
33563  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine on: May 26, 2004, 05:46:52 AM
Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole!

A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically.
He says, "Lady, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. It looks like a monkey. What an ugly kid."
The lady freaks out, and goes running into the next car sobbing uncontrollably. The conductor sees her and comes over to her to console her.
He says, "Lady, relax...things are going to be all right...we'll get off at the next stop, get a cup of coffee...maybe we'll even find a banana for your monkey."

Why did the rooster cross the road?      
To prove he wasn't chicken !!

What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel  !!
33564  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Laughter - Good Medicine on: May 26, 2004, 05:45:14 AM
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?  
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

Question: What did the egg say to the other egg?
Ans: Let's get cracking!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to smoke!

 
Q:What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
A: Mooo-ve over.

 
Why can't you play cards on a small boat?
Because someone is always sitting on the deck!

 
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you covered!

A few groaners to start the day.
33565  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Honoring Those Who Have Served on: May 26, 2004, 05:42:52 AM

I have on my home and car.
33566  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Honoring Those Who Have Served on: May 26, 2004, 01:43:42 AM
With this president, you can know he actually meant it, too. Wink
Amen, brother
33567  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:ARE SOME THAT STUPID on: May 26, 2004, 01:42:38 AM
I’ll do you one better. I had a mini carabiner on my key chain. Carved into the long side of the 2 inch (if that) long carabiner:

“Not for climbing”

 Huh Lips Sealed Grin
 Grin
33568  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Tea and Coffee on: May 26, 2004, 01:41:10 AM
Coffee, straight up and black.  Grin
33569  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Let`s go fishing! on: May 26, 2004, 01:40:38 AM
Well, since only my neighbors showed up, y'all missed out on the fish fry.  Cry  Every year here this has been going on, this year it was my turn. I cooked up about 50 pounds of trout. Yummy
33570  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Re:Is the United States of America in prophecy? on: May 25, 2004, 03:12:32 AM
[Deuteronomy 32:11]
"AS AN EAGLE STIRRETH UP HER NEST, FLUTTERETH OVER HER YOUNG, SPREADETH ABROAD HER WINGS, TAKETH THEM, BEARETH THEM ON HER WINGS"

The Bald-Headed Eagle

We saw how the geographical extremities of Continental masses, or ends of the earth, were connected in Scripture to the Lost Ten Tribes and their whereabouts in the end times.  One of the passages we referred to was from Isaiah:  


[Isaiah 43;6:]
"I will say to the north, Give up; and to the south, Keep not back; bring my sons from far, and my daughters from the ENDS OF THE EARTH".


In commenting on this verse the North Country with the return of the exiles and an eagle, the symbol of the USA:


[Deuteronomy 32:11]
 "AS AN EAGLE STIRRETH UP HER NEST, FLUTTERETH OVER HER YOUNG, SPREADETH ABROAD HER WINGS, TAKETH THEM, BEARETH THEM ON HER WINGS".


A bald-headed eagle is the symbol of the USA.

Micah chapter one tells of the prophecy that came to him CONCERNING SAMARIA AND JERUSALEM (1:1) meaning the Lost Ten Tribes and Judah.

He goes on to say:


[Micah 1:5]
"FOR THE TRANSGRESSION OF JACOB IS ALL THIS, AND FOR THE SINS OF THE HOUSE OF ISRAEL. WHAT IS THE TRANSGRESSION OF JACOB? IS IT NOT SAMARIA? AND WHAT ARE THE HIGH PLACES OF JUDAH? ARE THEY NOT JERUSALEM?"


Micah links Jacob with Samaria. Samaria was a major city in Manasseh and at one stage the capital of the entire Northern Kingdom. In Prophecy 'Samaria' represents the Lost Ten Tribes in their place of exile. Jacob is also  linked with Samaria. The nickname Yank (American) derives from the Hebrew form of Jacob. Both Judah and Samaria are being warned here. Then warning is given to the townships of Aphrah (1:10), Saphir, Zanaan, and Bethezel (1:11), Maroth (1:12), Lachish (1:13), Oresheth-Gath, Achzib (1:14), Mareshah, and Adullam (1:16).  There follows a reference to the baldness of an eagle:


[Micah 1:16]
"MAKE THEE BALD, AND POLL THEE FOR THY DELICATE CHILDREN; ENLARGE THY BALDNESS AS THE EAGLE; FOR THEY ARE GONE INTO CAPTIVITY FROM THEE".


All of the above places appear to have belonged to either Benjamin or Judah. These all appear to be places whose inhabitants were exiled by the Assyrians and who joined the Ten Tribes in exile. The Lost Ten Tribes also include many from the southern tribes of Judah and Benjamin, just as Judah eventually included many from The Lost Ten Tribes.  ENLARGE THY BALDNESS AS THE EAGLE The bald-headed eagle is the symbol of the USA.

The eagle in Scripture in some cases can symbolize the enemies of Israel: (Deuteronomy 28:4, Habakkuk 1:8, Obadiah 1:4 Lamentations 4:19 Jeremiah 4:13 Jeremiah 49:16). Historically the eagle was the symbol of the Roman Empire, of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, of the German Reich, of Poland, and probably of other nations as well most of whom was much of the time antagonistic to the Jewish and Israelite peoples.

The eagle can also represent the God of Israel, the righteous amongst the people of Israel, and their salvation (Exodus 19:4 Deuteronomy 32:11 Isaiah 40:31).

The eagle is one of the four creatures in the chariot of Ezekiel (1:10).

Ezekiel, chapter 17, speaks of two eagles both representing aspects of the exile of Israel and Judah, or of Judah only.

At all events Micah 1:16 speaks of the baldness of the eagle in connection with the exile of townships of Judah, who were about to join the Lost Ten Tribes in Exile and be considered as part of them.

To my mind this is significant but others may not be so impressed. At all events it is one indication amongst very many others and should be considered as part of the whole.
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