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 on: Today at 04:24:47 PM 
Started by Shammu - Last post by Shammu
Palestinians call on Muslim states to target Australian exports over Jerusalem embassy

Palestinian leaders are lobbying Arab and other Muslim states to drop Australian exports and withdraw their ambassadors from Canberra in the event the Coalition moves Australia’s embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.

On Saturday Australia’s prime minister, Scott Morrison, is expected to announce in an address to the Sydney Institute whether the country will move its embassy from Tel Aviv.


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Praise the Lord, President Trump wants the American Embassy in Jerusalem too  Cheesy

These muslims want to boycott food and everything else coming in, that is GREAT!! I wonder how long it will take them to realize their own stupidity when millions of muslims die. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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 on: Today at 04:18:01 PM 
Started by Shammu - Last post by Shammu

At Least 50 People Killed in Suicide Bomb Aimed at Muslim Scholars in Kabul

(KABUL, Afghanistan) A suicide bomber targeted a gathering of hundreds of Islamic scholars in the Afghan capital on Tuesday, killing at least 50 people as Muslims marked the birthday of the Prophet Muhammad.

Another 83 people were wounded in the attack, with 20 of them in critical condition and the toll likely to rise, Public Health Ministry spokesman Wahid Majroh said.


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I've said it before, muslims don't like other muslims, in face muslims hate everyone and everything!!!!


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 on: Today at 04:02:23 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

Husbands Faults

Wives have many faults. Husbands have only 2: everything they say and everything they do.
     
Husband: "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
     
Wife: "No problem. I'll get you some that is."
     
You really have to feel sorry for husbands.
     
They were given a brain and reproductive machinery but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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 on: Today at 04:00:40 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

New Found Respect

There were these three guys talking. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third guy remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
     
The third fellow puffs out his chest and says, "Well, I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me crawling on her hands and knees."
     
The first two guys were amazed! Their eyes are wide and they have a newfound respect for this guy. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
     
The third fellow sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!'"

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 on: Today at 03:59:09 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

That Special Day


I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: "Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.
     
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
     
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
     
The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation.
     
His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"  Shocked

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 on: Today at 03:57:10 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

Perfume Purchase

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
     
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
     
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
     
"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
     
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
     
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
     
The clerk handed him a mirror.

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 on: Today at 03:55:19 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

You Were There

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
     
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I consider all that, I think you bring me bad luck!"   Shocked Shocked

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 on: Today at 03:53:44 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

Training for Husbands

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut or Taco Bell
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure"Category
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

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 on: Today at 03:50:14 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

I Saw Nothing

One man was from England, one from France and one from Canada. They got acquainted and started talking about their wives. The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared... and even dessert."
     
Then the man from France spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries.
     
The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from the prairies... He sat up straight, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.   Grin Grin

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 on: Today at 03:48:21 PM 
Started by nChrist - Last post by Shammu

Low Energy Problem

A man went to the doctor because he was concerned about his lessening level of energy. He told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
     
When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
     
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
     
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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