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« on: January 31, 2006, 01:20:20 PM »

Doesn't anyone proof read anymore?HuhHuhHuhHuh

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[ That'll stop 'em. ]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !
[You mean t here's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group

[not even going there!!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2006, 03:11:09 PM »

ROFLOL


   I'm dying here!!!!!  Those were great!
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2006, 07:38:01 PM »

 Wink  i thought so to hehe
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2006, 12:25:54 AM »

What a year!!

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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2006, 12:40:30 AM »

*SNICKER*
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