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Title: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005 Post by: tiger_lily33 on January 31, 2006, 01:20:20 PM Doesn't anyone proof read anymore?????????????
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005: CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [ That'll stop 'em. ] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges ! [You mean t here's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [not even going there!!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005 Post by: 2nd Timothy on January 31, 2006, 03:11:09 PM ROFLOL
(http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pound.gif) I'm dying here!!!!! Those were great! Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005 Post by: tiger_lily33 on January 31, 2006, 07:38:01 PM ;) i thought so to hehe
Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005 Post by: ForHisGlory on February 03, 2006, 12:25:54 AM What a year!!
:D Title: Re: THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005 Post by: Shammu on February 03, 2006, 12:40:30 AM *SNICKER* |