the only diff. I would make is the 10 dollars for Oil, I think we should clean the oil drums fill with Grain and send back even swap. if they don't like that, let them starve then we would have oil free. Gene
> > >"Never a truer word was spoken in jest."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> > plan
> > > for peace. So, here's one plan:
> > >
> > > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> > their
> > > affairs, past &present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
> > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
> > with
> > > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
> > We
> > > would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
> > in
> > > the fence.
> > >
> > > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> > > leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> > > will be gathered up and deported immediately,regardless of who or
> > where
> > >they are. France would welcome them.
> > >
> > > 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> > day
> > >visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
> > would
> > > be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself. Don't
> >
> > >hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need
> > any
> > > more cab drivers.
> > > 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
> > they
> > >don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> > >
> > > 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
> >
> > >wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but
> > > will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
> > The
> > > caribou will have to cope for a while.
> > >
> > > 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
> > for
> > > their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
> > >
> > >
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
> > we
> > > will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> >
> > >rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
> > gets
> > > "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get
> > very
> > > little, anyway.
> > >
> > > 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
> > the
> > > spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
> > > homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > > 10) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
> > >
> > > 11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
> > one
> > > can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> > >
> > > 12) Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
> > >
> > > 13) "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
> > your
> > > tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> > yelling,
> > > 'You want a piece of me?'
