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Bronzesnake
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« on: August 19, 2005, 03:41:21 PM »

Hopefully this joke will vindicate me for my last feeble effort! Embarrassed

A Minnesota couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out from such a cold winter.  They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. Because of hectic schedules it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

 So the husband departed before his wife, knowing she would be joining him the following day. He checked into his hotel, noticed a computer in the room, so he decide to sit down and send his wife an email. However, he accidentally left
 out one letter in his wife's email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

 Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister, called home to glory following a heart attack.
 The widow, though she was grief stricken, decide to check her email expecting messages of condolence from friends and family.

 After reading the first email she screamed and fainted. The
widow's son rushed in to find his mother passed out on the
floor. He noticed the computer screen, and read the following email.

 To: My loving wife
 Subject: I've arrived
 Date: October 16, 2004
 Darling I know you're surprised to hear from me! They have computers here now, and you're allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I just arrived and have been checked in. I see everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you here. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine.


 P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2005, 03:53:42 PM »

 Grin   Grin  ROFL - Thanks - I needed that laugh!

I got it!   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2005, 04:44:51 PM »

 Grin Grin ROFL .... now that was funny. Poor woman probably had a heart attack over that one.

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2005, 11:15:49 PM »


You're vindicated, Bronze. Grin

That was so funny.  Definitely a ROFL one!

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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 12:11:36 AM »

Okay BRNZ, you have vindicated yourself, with this one!  Grin  YEAH!  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2005, 03:08:24 AM »

I'd like to announce my retirement from joke telling! Cheesy
Quit while you're ahead right? Wink

I wish I was that smart. Undecided I never know when to quit. Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2005, 11:54:23 PM »

I don't get it...  Undecided
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2005, 01:50:52 AM »

I don't get it...  Undecided

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 09:35:34 AM »

 Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin

Brother Bronze, I'm speechless!

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