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This is for the best one liners, short quips. Please, no lengthy dissertations here.
"Vaccuuming sucks."
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Quote from: Symphony on September 12, 2004, 09:24:34 PM
This is for the best one liners, short quips. Please, no lengthy dissertations here.
"Vaccuuming sucks."
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Thanks dreamweaver. Here's another:
Bob Hope, to the mother of a zombie, in The Ghost Breakers:
"Could I interest you in a subscription to Weird Stories magazine?"
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"IT TAKES A SMART MAN TO REALIZE HE'S DUMB"
--Fred Flinstone
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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
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Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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"The Civil War: The war betwixt the Yankees and the Americans!" ~ Granny Clampett
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That's a good one, sincereheart...
Granny defiinitely a rebel.
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"Its hard to soar with eagles, when you work with turkeys."
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One my husband uses it often... even before MIB stole it!
"You don't start none, there won't be none!"
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But even turkeys need love, DW.
Who's "MIB"?
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Quote from: Symphony on September 21, 2004, 10:25:55 PM
But even turkeys need love, DW.
Who's "MIB"?
MIB = "Men in Black"
I love turkeys, when I eat them.
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Quote from: sincereheart on September 17, 2004, 08:38:17 AM
"The Civil War: The war betwixt the Yankees and the Americans!" ~ Granny Clampett
Good One, You get "TWO"Thumbs UP
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I didn't escape. They gave me a day pass.
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If your friends are ever slightly annoying and say "great minds think alike"
remin the two of them that
"fools seldom differ"
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