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« on: September 12, 2004, 09:24:34 PM » |
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This is for the best one liners, short quips. Please, no lengthy dissertations here. "Vaccuuming sucks."  |
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2004, 12:10:19 AM » |
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This is for the best one liners, short quips. Please, no lengthy dissertations here. "Vaccuuming sucks."  |
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2004, 11:18:38 PM » |
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Thanks dreamweaver. Here's another:
Bob Hope, to the mother of a zombie, in The Ghost Breakers:
"Could I interest you in a subscription to Weird Stories magazine?"
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2004, 04:53:34 PM » |
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"IT TAKES A SMART MAN TO REALIZE HE'S DUMB"  --Fred Flinstone |
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2004, 08:38:17 AM » |
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"The Civil War: The war betwixt the Yankees and the Americans!" ~ Granny Clampett |
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2004, 12:17:31 PM » |
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That's a good one, sincereheart...
Granny defiinitely a rebel.
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2004, 12:59:08 AM » |
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"Its hard to soar with eagles, when you work with turkeys."
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2004, 07:45:55 AM » |
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One my husband uses it often... even before MIB stole it!  "You don't start none, there won't be none!" |
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2004, 10:25:55 PM » |
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But even turkeys need love, DW.  Who's "MIB"? |
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2004, 12:28:34 AM » |
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But even turkeys need love, DW. Who's "MIB"? MIB = "Men in Black" I love turkeys, when I eat them. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2004, 12:25:13 AM » |
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I didn't escape. They gave me a day pass.
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Whether a glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you're drinking or pouring.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2004, 12:11:28 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2004, 04:27:54 AM » |
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If your friends are ever slightly annoying and say "great minds think alike"
remin the two of them that
"fools seldom differ"
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"Men speak of killing time when time slowly killing them"
"We make war that we may live in peace"
"Practical politics consists in ignoring the facts"
"Everyone's quick to blame the Alien"
"Multiplication vexes me, Division is as bad, The ru
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2004, 09:20:02 AM » |
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