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My great grand mother used to say
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For God so loved the world, he gave this only son.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on November 14, 2004, 07:44:06 AM
For God so loved the world, he gave this only son.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on September 21, 2004, 12:59:08 AM
"Its hard to soar with eagles, when you work with turkeys."
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I haven't spoke to my wife in years...
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Man I was poor growing up..
(how poor were you)
I was so poor growing up that the rainbows were in black and white!
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Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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