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Author Topic: Innocent Truthfulness  (Read 2126 times)
tony
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« on: March 12, 2004, 11:36:09 AM »

A rather pompous man considered himself a good Christian because he faithfully attended church on Sundays.  One week he was asked to address a children’s Sunday school class, and he began by asking, “Do you know why people say that I am a Christian?”  Following a long, awkward silence, a small voice ventured, “Maybe they don’t know you.” Grin
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2004, 12:05:15 PM »

Hehehe - and THAT is why Jesus loves the little children...
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2004, 12:06:28 PM »

He is probably s deacon in a church that consists of: duet, sermonette, go outside and smoke a cigarette. Then meet at the nearest buffet for "fellowship" or more accurately, "Pigging out."

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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2004, 12:02:11 AM »

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