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« on: January 18, 2010, 04:19:18 AM »

Hello
Something I got by email. A little stereotypical but well...

Getting Married


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in  Devon  , are all excited about their decision to get married.


They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 12:39:59 PM »

 Grin  Thanks - I needed these laughs.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 05:36:58 PM »

Thats hysterical and rather genius when you think about it!   One (not me  Tongue)  could use the pharmacy as a gift registry for Anniversary and Retirement parties too ...


Now all the old miserly geezers reading this will turn to their wives and croon 'Ya know honey I love you so much I want to celebrate with the world..lets throw a party!'    Tongue
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