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The Patriot Post Chronicle 9-15
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____________________________ VILLAGE IDIOTSFrom the "Taxing Your Intelligence" Department: "I do think there's a variety of kinds of strains in the tax code ... it suggests that the tax code will have to get visited at some point, preferably sooner rather than later." --Larry Summers, Director of the Regime Obama National Economic Council
Guns are scary: "Well, you know, saying the government is growing in size is a lot different than saying they are going to come knock on your door and take your guns, that democracy in America is on the wane, and that we're going to turn into a socialist or Marxist or fascist, depending on what week it is with Glenn Beck. That's quite a leap, and again, that's incredibly irresponsible. We have never seen, you know, a television news outfit, you know, sort of exploit these kind of fears before, and they're doing it on a daily basis. And again they're basically mainstreaming this militia -- this militia movement and this militia rhetoric." --Eric Boehlert of the radical left Media Matters for America
Non Compos Mentis: "I would rank [Obama], way at the top, in the pantheon of presidential huggers." --NBC News presidential historian Doris Kearns Goodwin
A defining moment: "We never kill people. We are Muslims. We are marines, coastguards -- not pirates." --a Somali pirate who claims they detest being called pirates for engaging in piracy
SHORT CUTS"The Treasury Department predicted better-than-expected tax revenues Sunday when tax returns arrive this week. Their optimism is based on the recent uptick in the economy. Today is National Tax Day, or as the Obama Cabinet calls it, Casual Citizenship Day." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"In piracy, as in most other endeavors, there are a few 'first principles' which must be followed. If you want to be a successful pirate in the Gulf of Aden, then the Principal Principle is: Take all the hostages you want just make sure none of them are Americans." --political analyst Rich Galen
"Last week Obama told the planet on his Dixie Chick America Sucks Euro-Tour that ol' bigheaded America is not and has never been a Christian nation. ... America's not a Christian nation? Well, it's not a Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim (yet) or Tai Chi nation. I know Barack is auguring for the USA to become an Obamanation, but heretofore from what I've read regarding our founders' beliefs and original intent for this experiment in self-government, this Republic has a massive intentional Judeo-Christian bent to it and not a religiously neutral one. Stevie Wonder can see that." --columnist Doug Giles
Jay Leno:It's April 15th [and] taxes are due, but people who work for President Obama are busy doing their taxes for 1998, '99, 2000.
According to a survey on how Americans will spend their tax returns, 48 percent say they'll pay debts, 39 percent will save it, 27 percent will use it for everyday expenses, 11 percent will make a major purchase, and another 11 percent will use it for vacation. OK, that adds up to 136 percent. OK, there's the problem right there!
Last night I had a new drink: the Navy Seals shot. It's three shots and boom! You're done.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the Somali pirates were all untrained teenagers with heavy weapons -- which we call rap stars in this country.
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)