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The Patriot Post Chronicle 09-09
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____________________________ VILLAGE IDIOTSKarl Marx couldn't have said it better: "President Obama's new budget is, well, audacious -- not just because it includes several big, audacious initiatives (universally affordable health care, and a cap-and-trade system for coping with global warming, for starters) but also because it represents the biggest redistribution of income from the wealthy to the middle class and poor this nation has seen in more than 40 years. ... It's about time a presidential budget unequivocally redistributed income from the very rich to the middle class and poor. ... Fairness is at stake but so is the economy as a whole. This Mini Depression is partly the result of a widening gap between what Americans can afford to buy and what Americans, when fully employed, can produce. And that gap is in no small measure due to the widening gap in incomes, since the rich don't devote nearly as large a portion of their incomes to buying things as middle and lower-income people. The rich, after all, already have most of what they want." --former labor secretary Robert Reich
Obamamania: "There's an energy among our people that has never been seen before, never produced by any man or organization before." --Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan on Obama worship among "his people"
Hate Republicans: "Eva Braun, Hitler's girlfriend. That is exactly the type of woman that responds really well to Rush Limbaugh. ...Any female or person of color in the Republican Party is struggling with Stockholm Syndrome." --actress and comedienne Janeane Garofalo
New World Order: "I believe there is no challenge so great or so difficult that it cannot be overcome by America, Britain and the world working together. That is why President Obama and I will discuss this week a global new deal, whose impact can stretch from the villages of Africa to reforming the financial institutions of London and New York -- and giving security to the hard-working families in every country." --British PM Gordon Brown on his and Obama's plot to bankrupt and bring socialism to the entire world
SHORT CUTS"Back in September, we were told to put our faith in Bailoutman. Then in January, Bailoutman went to his tailor, had the long underwear redesigned and relaunched himself as Mister Stimulus. A few weeks later the Obama crowd noticed that 'stimulus,' like 'bailout,' had become a cheap punch line and decided the approved term was 'recovery.' So Captain Recovery swung into action. ... If you find it hard to keep track of all these evolutions, the president in his address to Congress finally spilled the beans and unveiled our new hero in his final form: the Incredible Bulk, Statezilla, Governmentuan, a colossus bestriding the land like a, er, colossus." --columnist Mark Steyn
"How lucky we are to have Barack Obama as president. He's already come up with a revolutionary idea that escaped his predecessors: He's going to scour the budget for ... 'waste and inefficiency'! '...go line by line through the federal budget in order to eliminate wasteful and ineffective programs.' It's astonishing that no one has thought of this before. Who knew programs could actually be eliminated just because they don't work and waste taxpayers' money?" --columnist John Stossel
"If Barack Obama and Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi took three buckets of water out of a lake, ran to the other side of the lake, and poured those three buckets into the lake, do you really believe there's more water in the lake? That's their spending plan: Take money out of the productive economy, walk around, and hand it to the politically connected - 800 billion times." --Americans for Tax Reform president Grover Norquist
"President Obama offered a budget of $3.6 trillion. It includes $2 million for swine odor research and manure management. Summer is coming and they need to fix the air conditioning in the U.S. Capitol building." --comedian Argus Hamilton
Jay Leno:Well, the Catholic observance of Lent started last week. How many have already given up their 401(k)s?
After giving AIG $85 billion in September and then another $65 billion, what, in November, they're now asking for another $30 billion. The government says they need to restructure the bailout. Restructure? How about rethink or revoke?
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering a pledge of $900 million to the Palestinians in Gaza. Let's hope they don't spend it all on rocks this time.
Apparently we ran out of banks here to bail out, so now we're bailing out the West Bank.
The Obamas are expecting the arrival of the first dog in April. Actually, it's Obama's second choice of a dog. The first dog, he had some tax problems.
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)