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The Patriot Post Chronicle 09-06
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____________________________ Non Compos Mentis:"I do think that there was some spending in the stimulus bill that was makeup for a starvation diet under the Bush administration, some important priorities of our party read: pork." --Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO)
Clueless:"And let me say this to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little, tiny, yes, porky amendments: the American people really don't care." --Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Grammar challenged, among other things: "Well, there is no very good approach because, frankly, a philosophy of let the private market do whatever it wants, don't regulate capital, keep capital -- keep the, the government out of it -- Alan Greenspan acknowledged, the leader of that philosophy, it caused a lot of problems. And we now have to try and fix them." --Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
DEZINFORMATSIASympathetic questions: "How do you prevent the lesson from being that, no matter how lofty the goals of the new guy coming in, Washington wins, in the end?" --NBC's Brian Williams to Obama
Do something: "The debate on Capitol Hill has been all about the size of the stimulus. Should it be merely big? Bigger? A behemoth? But there's another school of thought that's getting less attention. Call them the do-nothings. In these free-spending times, there's a growing movement among economists who say the best way out of this recession is to do nothing. Nothing at all." --ABC's Bill Weir, who thinks little or no government action would be a bad thing
This just in: "George Stephanopoulos has never advised Rahm Emanuel nor anyone else in the administration." --ABC News spokeswoman Emily Lenzner **Should there be any question?
From the Sick Sycophants: "What a mind he has, and I love his ability to do it on television. I love to think with him." --MSNBC's Chris Matthews, who's father didn't hug him enough
Off the deep end: "And tonight, former Vice President Dick Cheney on the prospects of future terrorism here. When he was in office, we kind of had to take this from him. He is in office no longer, so we don't. He has caused far more terror in this country in the last seven years than any terrorist." --MSNBC's Keith Olbermann
Newspulper Headlines:Step 1: Pay Your Taxes: "How to Avoid a Tom Daschle Tax Problem" --The New York Times
We Blame Global Warming: "Media Worldwide Face Climate of Fear, Report Says" --Associated Press
Help Wanted: "San Francisco Officials Seek Toilet Torcher" --MSNBC.com
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Court: Giant Inflatable Rat Has Free-Speech Rights" --MSNBC.com
News You Can Use: "Losing Sleep? Don't Stash Your Money Under the Mattress Advises TD Waterhouse" --TD Bank Financial Group press release
Bottom Stories of the Day: "PETA Compares Kennel Club to KKK" --New Zealand Herald
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
VILLAGE IDIOTSBurn down the village...: "Being a socialist is no longer defined by how much you think we should tax the richest Americans, but by being unwilling to give virtually unlimited amounts of money to failed executives of failed businesses. ... Barack Obama ... is not a socialist. He is trying to do something similar to what President Roosevelt did more than 70 years ago, to save capitalism, not destroy it." --Columbia University assistant professor Lincoln Mitchell
Skin pulled a little too tight: "Obama's intelligence is so great and his spirit is so great, I believe he will be able to do as much if not more than anyone could possibly do. ... He brings something more in his spirit than maybe another president could be even with the same intelligence. ... Republicans almost killed me. ... I try to be charitable and there are some really good Republicans, but I just don't understand how anyone would want to be a Republican. I just can't figure it. I don't understand. If you're poor, if you're any kind of minority -- gay, black, Latino, anything. If you're not a rich -- I don't know. If you're not a rich born-again-Christian, I don't get it." --singer Cher
From the gun grabbers: "This is a great moment of opportunity ... to have conversations with people, instead of screaming matches ... over what is the best way to keep the American people safe. Nobody wants to repeal the Second Amendment, and nobody wants to keep you out of the deer woods, but wouldn't it be nice if your children didn't have to worry about being mowed down by an assault weapon when they turn the corner?" --Bill Clinton on a problem that isn't exactly epidemic
SHORT CUTS"If he'd stuck around Congress a little longer, President Obama might have learned just how messy the legislative process can get without strong executive leadership. Now he's stuck trying to convince Americans that his radioactive crap sandwich is just what the doctor ordered. Good luck with that." --radio talk-show host Laura Ingraham
"Many actually believed Obama's own hype. This was the moment for this, that and the other thing. This was the time when we, as Americans, were going to have our cake and eat it too. Future generations were going to look back and remember how Republicans and Democrats, cats and dogs, Klingons and Romulans came together and marched to the sunny uplands of history, where shopping carts have no wobbly wheels; airplane food is free, delicious and filling; and we get all of our energy from 100 percent renewable Loch Ness Monster poop." --National Review editor Jonah Goldberg