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The Patriot Post Chronicle 08-46
From The Federalist Patriot
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Non Compos Mentis:"Many of the voters that voted for Senator McCain were older Americans, and most reside below the Mason-Dixon line where racial attitudes and traditions die hard. We can change laws, but it's difficult to change attitudes. ... I'm sure that many of our people have unfortunately lost their lives because of the absolute hatred that is manifested now that one of our own has risen to such a high office." --Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan at Mosque Maryam on Chicago's South Side on Sunday
A fool opens his mouth...: "For nine months, I kept quiet because I saw that the good words that I spoke about this beautiful young man at our Saviors' Day convention and the way they were misused. I decided it would be better for me to just be quiet rather than be drawn into the controversy..." --Louis Farrakhan, who probably should have stuck with that policy
From the Glitterati: "The election is over and I'm unleashed. I'm telling you, if this were not the outcome, I would be doing this show from Northwestern Hospital with a drip today." --Oprah Winfrey
The Big Lie: "November 5th ... what a day ... a new day ... finally Dr. King's words ring true that one day we will live in a nation where people 'will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character'." --singer Barbra Streisand
SHORT CUTS"Pollster Frank Luntz, CNN's Soledad O'Brien or some other enabler would gush over how fascinating it was to talk to 'real people.' Indeed, so exotic are these creatures, most of the journalists actually observed them from the other side of a two-way mirror, like visitors to the 'Earthling Exhibit' on some alien planet in that old episode of 'The Twilight Zone'." --National Review editor Jonah Goldberg
"It wasn't that limited-government conservatism was a bad product; it was that Bush and congressional Republicans operated it wrong. A Rolls Royce is, obviously, a great product. But if you're driving down the highway at 70 miles per house and suddenly shift from 'Drive' to 'Park,' you're in for a world of hurt. Of course, it wouldn't be because the product was bad; it would be because you tried to get it to do something it wasn't intended to do. That, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly the problem with 'big government conservatism'." --political consultant Chuck Muth
"Joe Biden was assigned the code name Celtic by the White House Secret Service detail Monday. It's critically important that he's protected. God gave America Joe Biden so that comedians would have something to do for the next [four] years." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"Of course, lots of sour news about the economy. The federal government has announced that due to the bad economy, it is going to have to lay off 40,000 postal workers. Yeah, 40,000 disgruntled postal workers. What could possibly go wrong?" --comedian Conan O'Brien
Jay Leno: President Bush and Barack Obama had their big meeting [Monday] at the White House. And they found that with all their differences, they have one thing in common: Neither trusts the Clintons.
There's a new rumor that Hillary Clinton may end up being secretary of state. Which means she would have to spend the next four years traveling all around the world. To which Bill said, "Yes!"
In the Senate, 90-year-old Robert Byrd will step down as Appropriations Committee chair. He'll be replaced by Hawaiian Sen. Daniel Inouye, who is 84. Finally, we're getting some young blood in there.
As you know, President-elect Obama promised his daughters a puppy if they moved to the White House. He's already getting advice on what the best breed of dog to get. For example, Bill Clinton told him that the Oval Office is a great place for a husky female.
Only a few days past the election, and both parties are already gearing up for 2012. Unbelievable. How's Barack Obama going to come up with a campaign slogan for 2012? "Don't Change -- Everything's Fine!"
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)