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The Patriot Post Chronicle 08-26
From The Federalist Patriot
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VILLAGE IDIOTSMore global warming hysteria: “[T]he connection will be made more and more between extreme weather that’s occurring all over the world, the increase in water vapor, the effect of that. It’s amazing how some people who doubt global warming, I guess like Rush Limbaugh, want to wait until the oceans overcome our literal landscapes, and I don’t know what more evidence they’re going to require.” - presidential candidate Ralph Nader
From the Hollywood sycophant files: “I just came back from Moscow, Berlin, London and Paris, and I’ve been there quite a few times in the past five to 10 years. It just hasn’t been a good thing to be American. And this is the first time since Barack has gotten the nomination that it was a good thing... There’s certain ideas I believe Obama stands for that are fundamental, that the forefathers of this country wrote down on paper that we’re all supposed to pay attention to, and we’re not supposed to ignore it and do what we want to do because we have different ideas.” - actor Will Smith Break “Obama is the greatest. Nothing this great has happened to us in a long time. The only thing we have to worry about is what we’ll have to wear to the inauguration.” - Hollywood producer and Useful Idiot Jeffrey Katzenberg Break “It’s going to be before Obama, ‘B.B.,’ and after Obama - ’A.B.’ - and some folks need to get used to this... We need a real Chocolate City... It’s going to be a new day. Not just a new day, a better day.” - director Spike Lee
Pulling at the heart strings: “John McCain, when you say you would stay in Iraq for a hundred years, were you counting on Alex? Because if you were, you can’t have him.” - Moveon.org ad against the war, the military, and the deliberate “misinterpretation” of McCain’s “100 years in Iraq” comment
SHORT CUTS“Barack Obama, the Different Kind of Presidential Candidate, has begun his metamorphosis into the same old kind of presidential candidate by backing away from his earlier promise to accept public financing. Naturally, he claims it wasn’t a promise at all but just a possibility, depending on whether John McCain would agree to accept public financing, too, which Sen. McCain did, and on various other escape clauses. We all know the drill by now: When caught in an obvious contradiction, obfuscate.” - Paul Greenberg
“Barack Obama’s campaign reported it may raise a hundred million dollars in the month of June alone. It’s the best month in political fundraising history. He’s lucky the Senate killed that windfall profits tax before he had to pay it himself.” - Argus Hamilton
“I, for one, am getting sick and tired of being played by the Obama crowd. Michelle didn’t mean she’d never been proud of America, Barack didn’t mean Iran was a small country we had no reason to fear, and Father Pfleger didn’t mean a word of his racist screed. Right... and a bear doesn’t make do-do in the woods.” - Burt Prelutsky
“Only a true Orwellain could actually play the race card in order to complain that someone else might play it.” - Arnold Ahlert
“Apparently, men and women are still not equal partners. In fact, they’re so unequal that they’re more or less stuck in the same trends of 90 years ago, despite our best efforts to get men to be better women and women to be better men. Alas, still foiled.” - Kathleen Parker
David Letterman: From “Top Ten Things Overheard on Hillary Clinton’s First Day Back at Work”: “Nice of you to show up”; “Did you win?”; “We chipped in for a welcome back pantsuit”; “Should I take the Madame President nameplate off your door?”; “Hillary’s choking another superdelegate”; “Senator Clinton, please stop throwing wads of paper at Senator Obama’s head”; “I can’t believe your shrill message of fear didn’t resonate”; “Please stop taunting her, Senator Kerry.”
Jay Leno: President Bush blasted Congress for not allowing oil exploration in the Alaskan Wildlife Reserve. Democrats said it wouldn’t do any good, because it wouldn’t produce oil for 10 years. You know, the same thing they said 10 years ago. ... Hillary Clinton is taking a month off from her job as senator to rest up from her campaign. How does that work? Think about this. You’ve been neglecting your job, trying to get a better job. You don’t get that job. So, you take a month off from the job you were trying to get out of, and go on vacation. Huh? Imagine if you tried that with your boss. “Hey, boss, listen. Boss, I’ll tell you, I’ve been looking for another job. I am exhausted! I want to take a month off. Here’s where you can send my check.” Let me know how that works out for you. ... Former Vice President Al Gore has endorsed Barack Obama. Have you seen Al Gore lately? I think his last endorsement was Stove Top stuffing, if I’m not mistaken. ... Barack Obama announced this week he’ll visit Iraq and Afghanistan before the election in November. He said he wants to see an area that’s been overrun by violent extremists. So, sounds like he already misses his old church.
Veritas vos Liberabit - Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot’s editors and staff. (Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm’s way around the world, and for their families - especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)