Elitist to the core: “The smart, educated pool of voters who go to the primaries, they’re not buying necessarily this guilt by association. But, that being said, what about your more conservative, white, rural voters?” - Kim Genardo of NBC’s Raleigh, North Carolina affiliate
Newspulper Headlines: Breaking News From 1914: “Gas Engines: Here to Stay” - CNNMoney.com
‘OK, We’ll Rescue You, but We’re Not Happy About It!’: “Moody Airmen Rescue Cuban Migrants Found at Sea” - Air Force Print News
Welfare Reform Testimonials: “Jobs: ‘Not as Bad as We Thought”’ - CNNMoney.com
Help Wanted: “Naked Man Sought” - Northern Echo (Darlington, England)
News You Can Use: “Drinking Dulls the Brain’s Response to Threats” - Reuters Break “Extra Cash Is Always Good Thing” - Altoona (PA) Mirror Break “Don’t Let a Hospital Kill You” - CNN.com Break “Things Your Body Can Do After You Die” - CNN.com
Bottom Stories of the Day: “Bill Clinton Might Appear in Ashland. Or He Might Not.” - Mail Tribune (Medford, OR) Break “MoveOn to Air Series of Anti-McCain Ads” - The Wall Street Journal Break “Numerous Candidates Are Running for Several Offices Across the State” - Winston-Salem (NC) Journal (Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)
VILLAGE IDIOTS“Stuck in Iraq”: “I don’t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don’t, then you’ve got, the Army, Iraq, I don’t know, something like that. It’s, it’s not as bright.” - horror author Stephen King
On Wright: “If you were black in this country, especially if you are of [Jeremiah Wright’s] age, of his era or even times before that or even kids today, when you look at the situation in our inner city schools, I mean, you have to ask yourself... what’s it like to be black in America? And what kind of rage would you feel? And if you did feel that rage, what kind of things would you say that, at times, would be outrageous, crazy even, because you’ve had to live through this for so long?” - Michael Moore excusing Wright’s hate speech Break “We got to move forward. You know, this conversation doesn’t help my kids, you know.” - Michelle Obama **“But entrusting their religious upbringing to Jeremiah Wright does?” - Mark Steyn Break “I listen to [Jeremiah Wright], and frankly, it made sense to me. I totally understood what he was saying.” - Rosie O’Donnell **Frankly, that’s not saying much.
From the Global Village: “If we want to save our planet earth, to save life, to save mankind, we have a duty to put an end to the capitalist system.” - Bolivia’s President Evo Morales
SHORT CUTS“Oh, let’s also point out that, as a matter of political reality, Clinton might as well be calling for a ban on the use of unicorn meat in dog food, because there is no way her [gas tax holiday] proposal can actually, you know, happen.” - Jonah Goldberg
“Every several weeks, I write a column suggesting what this presidential election might look like if we had serious candidates and a press corps that treated the presidency as an important office in which vital decisions would be made by its incumbent. I invariably get flooded with e-mails telling me, basically, ‘Blankley, don’t hold your breath’.” - Tony Blankley
“I wouldn’t want to give you the idea that my hometown newspaper is entirely heartless when it comes to right-wingers. In fact, just recently, I had occasion to write the following letter to the editor: ‘First it was William F. Buckley who got a terrific, extremely respectful, front page send-off. Today, it was Charlton Heston’s turn. Clearly, all a conservative has to do in order to get his just desserts from the L.A. Times is to die on a slow news day.” - Burt Prelutsky
“If it takes Obama 20 years to notice that his pastor is a traitorous, racist nut-job, it will probably take him his full term of office to realize that the U.S. has been invaded and subdued by al-Qaida. Let’s just hope President Obama pays closer attention during national security briefings than he did during 20 years of the Rev. Wright’s church services.” - Ann Coulter
Jay Leno: Happy Cinco de Mayo. People love Cinco de Mayo. I saw this one woman throwing back shots of tequila one after the other. Then I realized it was Hillary Clinton working the Latino vote. ... Hillary Clinton told People magazine this week she’s never had cosmetic surgery. She said it it’s not for her. You know how politicians hate anything that’s fake. ... Actually, there was a rumor she had cosmetic surgery back in the ‘90s. They said she had her eyes done when she was First Lady. It turns out it was right after the scandal. They just took the blinders off. That was all. No actual surgery was involved. ... Because of where John McCain was born - he was born in the Panama Canal Zone, you know, not in the United States - there was a question as to whether he could legally become president. Well, this week, the Senate declared McCain is eligible to become president, and listen to this, because of his age, also eligible to be a greeter at Wal-Mart. So that worked out great for him. ... President Bush blasted Congress for not allowing oil exploration in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. Democrats said it wouldn’t do any good, because it wouldn’t produce oil for 10 years. You know, the same thing they said 10 years ago.
Veritas vos Liberabit - Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot’s editors and staff. (Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm’s way around the world, and for their families - especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)