Oklahoma Howdy to All,
Brother Forrest - I thought your answer was very intellectual. I would also say that I've never been a woman and have nothing to compare. I would have used the same answer, but you beat me to it. I think it is an intellectually superior answer.
Brother Tibby - The ladies are going to have fun training you.
They let us think we rule the world because we are inferior. They have to build up our confidence so we can become their slaves. By the time the ladies get through with you, you'll just say "Yes mam" and sit in the corner facing the wall.
If you say "Yes mam" with the proper humility, the ladies might even cook for you once in a while.
If you don't learn the proper humility in a woman's presence, they will put you in a pink tutu and make you sing Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
Please don't holler "judo" while they are correcting you. You'll simply wake up in the middle of next week.
Brother Allinall - Your answer was sufficiently vague to keep you out of trouble, you being the only male in your house. I bet they have to work on building up your confidence all the time to let you think you are in charge.
I'm sure you will be completely trained by the time you get all of those daughters raised.
Symphony - Real men don't wear store bought underwear. They go to the co-op, get some burlap, and make their own. Most of the stubble from the original contents falls out of the burlap after it is worn for a week or two. If not, wash them.
Whitehorse - What's a llama? Symphony was on a roll with the apple cart, and you tipped it over.
Now, back to the intellectual side of the conversation. I've never been a woman, so I have nothing to compare.
I will tell you that I wear the pants in my family. However, my wife tells me which pair to wear and where I can wear them. I have learned the proper humility, and my wife cooks for me just about every day. I slip every now and then. When I do, there's always those 2 year old TV dinners in the freezer.
Love In Christ,
Tom
