I like being a man becouse:
I don't need but one pair of boot's(they last at least a year)
I can kill my own food.
I don't need to know but a few colors.
I know how to fix my own truck.
It takes me only about 2 minutes to shop

I ain't scared of snakes,gatoes,etc..
and so on....
Yet you married men are lucky!
I have not married yet.
If/when I do marry I will wear the paints in the house.
you know why?
the wife can never make up her mind.

I will have to let her KNOW I can't read minds too.
Do you hate it when you know something is bothering her but she say's "nothing."
Then the female will shop all around town trying to find the cheapest prices. When she does find the item like a 2 dollor idem...it would have cost her 10 for the gas to get all around town

But I'm gonna run now....FAST
