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« on: October 25, 2007, 10:27:32 PM »

The ultimate Chuck Norris joke

'Google' search results warn: 'You don't find him, he finds you'
Posted: October 25, 2007
1:00 a.m. Eastern

2007 WorldNetDaily.com

You've heard dozens, maybe hundreds, of Chuck Norris jokes or "facts" as they are often called on the Internet. It may be the ultimate Chuck Norris joke for people who like to pass along funny items or peculiarities to their email lists.

Try it yourself................. Grin Grin Google search Chuck Norris

It also offers the following suggestions:

    * Run, before he finds you
    * Try a different person

WND columnist Chuck Norris has, indeed, been in the news recently. First it was Monday's official endorsement of presidential candidate Mike Huckabee that set off firestorm of coverage nationally and internationally.

"Though [Rudy] Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, [John] McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and [Mitt] Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Chuck Norris wrote.

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