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« on: October 15, 2007, 10:47:43 PM »

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials, and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. 
     
Here are some of the results.................... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

God is like
BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles.

God is like
a FORD He's got a better idea.

God is like
COKE He's the  real thing.

God is like
HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like
TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC He  brings good things to life.

God is like
SEARS He has everything.

God is like
ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like
SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like
DELTA He's ready when you are.

God is like
ALLSTATE You're in  good hands with Him.

God is l ike
VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like
DIAL SOAP Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like
the U.S. POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.   
 
God is like
Chevrolet.......the heart beat of America

God is like
Maxwell house..... Good to the very last drop     

God is like
Bounty......... He is the quicker picker upper.... can handle the tough jobs....... and He won't fall apart on you!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 08:51:52 AM »

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God is like
COKE He's the  real thing.

Ha Ha, pepsi! Our Lord like COKE better! Is it true?
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 09:46:56 PM »



*SNAGGED* Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 12:23:21 AM »


lol, I lost my dollor for this.
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