January - Took my new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said 2-4 years.
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out.
May - Tried to make Kool-aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm......car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weight 108.
December - Couldn't call 911....'duh'....there's no eleven button on the stupid phone.
What a year.
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