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« on: October 12, 2007, 10:08:44 PM »

January - Took my new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said 2-4 years.

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out.

May - Tried to make Kool-aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm......car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it Huh

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weight 108.

December - Couldn't call 911....'duh'....there's no eleven button on the stupid phone.

What a year.  Huh Huh
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 10:37:58 PM »

ROFL ...  that sounds like my neighbor.   Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2007, 12:39:45 AM »

Thanks...we all need to laugh more!  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2007, 07:40:01 AM »

ROFL ...  that sounds like my neighbor.   Grin Grin Grin Grin

You must have an interesting neighbours Pastor Roger!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2007, 10:20:09 AM »

You must have an interesting neighbours Pastor Roger!!

Many of them.   Wink

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 01:28:08 PM »

The instructions I have never been able to figure out is "Take one tablet twice a day." How on earth do they expect me to take the same tablet twice?" Grin
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 03:39:03 PM »

The instructions I have never been able to figure out is "Take one tablet twice a day." How on earth do they expect me to take the same tablet twice?" Grin
Cut it in half............................ Wink

This sounds like the past few weeks for me.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2007, 08:05:06 PM »

Very good Jon-Marc, can anyone else think of another such problem we can add to this list.
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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