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« on: October 23, 2003, 02:42:38 PM »

Detroit Lions Quarterback
 
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions.
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had
scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but
he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
 
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
 
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
 
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
 
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"
 
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
 
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when
the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call
his mother.
 
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I
don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us.
You are not my son!"
 
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads.  "I've
won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands
of my adoring fans."
 
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I
have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old
lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for
making us move to Detroit!"
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2003, 07:37:33 PM »

lol, that is great!
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2003, 05:56:28 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2003, 06:12:42 AM »

Sounds like a true story Smiley

LOL Smiley

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