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Breaking News!
Moose Captured in Fellowship Forum at CU!
April 15, 2007
Amanda Butterfield reporting
It came as a surprise to members and guests at Christians Unite fellowship forum, when a 1,000 pound bull meese tried to walk through the forum doors early Sunday evening. "We were all just posting and having a great time, and this meese just comes waltzing through", said one witness to the drama.
"This meese has been running rampant through these halls for a while now", said another witness who has been traumatized more than once by the marauding bull. 2T went on to say "a previous member by the name of Shylynn left the 1,000 lb meese running loose some time ago, in an effort to terrorize various members. Its about time this thing was captured and dealt with."
The meese stopped in the fellowship area, exhausted after leading police and wildlife officials on a chase through extensive threads. The moose attracted quite a crowd once it stopped to rest. Members and guests alike lined up to watch the bull meese as officials were getting ready to tranquilize it.
After being shot with a tranquilizer, the meese didn't fall down immediately. Instead it ran into a friendly thread chasing one member "2T", then crossed the board, and made its way into another thread.
Less than three minutes after it was hit with the dart, the meese went down. It was then loaded on a tarp and carried to a trailer. While the meese was still unconscious, its antlers were sawed off, and it was spray-painted blue and red as a warning to hunters. One member cheered loudly as the beast went down.
Once the meese was safely in the trailer, it was given an antidote and set free in a nearby
Atheists forum
on the web. From the looks of things folks in these parts are quite lucky no one was injured.
Investigators are now searching for Shylynn for questioning, to determine if any charges will be filed.
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ROFL... ok 2Tim...you have got to be one of the funniest people I've ever met...I was loling my head off as I was reading that... I have to to show shylynne that one
Couldnt have been better done or funnier had I done it myself... (hmm well with both sides of my brain working...........it might have been,,,,,, NAaaa Im totally giveing you this one!!!
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Remember that tho the storms of life may rage & stir things up, cause chaos and at times many hurts, etc...In the end, It can unearth the most beautiful of treasure! Keep Holding on to Jesus thru the storm & He will indeed show you the beauty of life after its all settled & peaceful, Its His Plan!
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sometimes I crack myself up...lol
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ROFL
That's funny. It's funnier even than anything in the liberal media.
Be careful though 2T. That atheist forum may send something worse back at us.
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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sometimes I crack myself up...lol
you crack me up daily LOL
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Remember that tho the storms of life may rage & stir things up, cause chaos and at times many hurts, etc...In the end, It can unearth the most beautiful of treasure! Keep Holding on to Jesus thru the storm & He will indeed show you the beauty of life after its all settled & peaceful, Its His Plan!
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We are a bunch of cracked up Christians here
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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Tooooo funny...especially sending it to the atheist forum! Thanks for the laugh.
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......oops.....I brought it back.....my bad. Don't worry! We can eat it! Wait....there paint on it!
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During the night another forum announced that a de-antlered meese was seen. Another unusual thing was that witnesses reported that the meese grew to the size of a barn and corn silo right before their eyes. Authorities of that forum are investigating in an attempt to locate the origination of this creature. As soon as they can find where it came from they plan on sending it back.
Meanwhile a major company has announced the release of a new product. They call it "Instant Meese". The company touts that all you have to do is add water and it will produce multiple meese.
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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ehhh?! Then what the moose I just caught!?
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Probably one of the Instant Meese.
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Wha.......ROFL, at least they're not coming this way.
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Instant Meese.... ROFL PR you cracked me up...
thought I'd test your theory but it appears that it was milk I added instead of water...
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Remember that tho the storms of life may rage & stir things up, cause chaos and at times many hurts, etc...In the end, It can unearth the most beautiful of treasure! Keep Holding on to Jesus thru the storm & He will indeed show you the beauty of life after its all settled & peaceful, Its His Plan!
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Not to worry folks....I just got my degree at MIT (Meese Institute of Tamology) and I specialize in IMM
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Looks like the milk worked, too. Cute little one.
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