Breaking News!Moose Captured in Fellowship Forum at CU!April 15, 2007
Amanda Butterfield reporting 
It came as a surprise to members and guests at Christians Unite fellowship forum, when a 1,000 pound bull meese tried to walk through the forum doors early Sunday evening. "We were all just posting and having a great time, and this meese just comes waltzing through", said one witness to the drama.
"This meese has been running rampant through these halls for a while now", said another witness who has been traumatized more than once by the marauding bull. 2T went on to say "a previous member by the name of Shylynn left the 1,000 lb meese running loose some time ago, in an effort to terrorize various members. Its about time this thing was captured and dealt with."
The meese stopped in the fellowship area, exhausted after leading police and wildlife officials on a chase through extensive threads. The moose attracted quite a crowd once it stopped to rest. Members and guests alike lined up to watch the bull meese as officials were getting ready to tranquilize it.
After being shot with a tranquilizer, the meese didn't fall down immediately. Instead it ran into a friendly thread chasing one member "2T", then crossed the board, and made its way into another thread.
Less than three minutes after it was hit with the dart, the meese went down. It was then loaded on a tarp and carried to a trailer. While the meese was still unconscious, its antlers were sawed off, and it was spray-painted blue and red as a warning to hunters. One member cheered loudly as the beast went down.
Once the meese was safely in the trailer, it was given an antidote and set free in a nearby
Atheists forum on the web. From the looks of things folks in these parts are quite lucky no one was injured.
Investigators are now searching for Shylynn for questioning, to determine if any charges will be filed.
