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Breaking News!

Moose Captured in Fellowship Forum at CU!
April 15, 2007
Amanda Butterfield reporting


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It came as a surprise to members and guests at Christians Unite fellowship forum, when a 1,000 pound bull meese tried to walk through the forum doors early Sunday evening.  "We were all just posting and having a great time, and this meese just comes waltzing through", said one witness to the drama.
"This meese has been running rampant through these halls for a while now", said another witness who has been traumatized more than once by the marauding bull.   2T went on to say "a previous member by the name of Shylynn left the 1,000 lb meese running loose some time ago, in an effort to terrorize various members.  Its about time this thing was captured and dealt with."

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The meese stopped in the fellowship area, exhausted after leading police and wildlife officials on a chase through extensive threads.   The moose attracted quite a crowd once it stopped to rest. Members and guests alike lined up to watch the bull meese as officials were getting ready to tranquilize it.

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After being shot with a tranquilizer, the meese didn't fall down immediately. Instead it ran into a friendly thread chasing one member "2T", then crossed the board, and made its way into another thread.
Less than three minutes after it was hit with the dart, the meese went down. It was then loaded on a tarp and carried to a trailer.   While the meese was still unconscious, its antlers were sawed off, and it was spray-painted blue and red as a warning to hunters.   One member cheered loudly as the beast went down.

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Once the meese was safely in the trailer, it was given an antidote and set free in a nearby Atheists forum on the web.   From the looks of things folks in these parts are quite lucky no one was injured. 


Investigators are now searching for Shylynn for questioning, to determine if any charges will be filed.

ROFL... ok 2Tim...you have got to be one of the funniest people I've ever met...I was loling my head off as I was reading that... I have to to show shylynne that one  ;D ;D ;D Couldnt have been better done or funnier had I done it myself... (hmm well with both sides of my brain working...........it might have been,,,,,, NAaaa Im totally giveing you this one!!! :D :D LOL..

Who gets this years CU's Jounralist of the Month award????
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.      2TIM.........YAAAAAYY

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sometimes I crack myself up...lol

ROFL


That's funny. It's funnier even than anything in the liberal media.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Be careful though 2T. That atheist forum may send something worse back at us.   :o :o

you crack me up daily LOL

We are a bunch of cracked up Christians here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Tooooo funny...especially sending it to the atheist forum!  Thanks for the laugh.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

......oops.....I brought it back.....my bad. Don't worry! We can eat it! Wait....there paint on it!

During the night another forum announced that a de-antlered meese was seen. Another unusual thing was that witnesses reported that the meese grew to the size of a barn and corn silo right before their eyes. Authorities of that forum are investigating in an attempt to locate the origination of this creature. As soon as they can find where it came from they plan on sending it back.

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Meanwhile a major company has announced the release of a new product. They call it "Instant Meese". The company touts that all you have to do is add water and it will produce multiple meese.


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ehhh?! Then what the moose I just caught!?

Probably one of the Instant Meese.   ;D ;D

Wha.......ROFL, at least they're not coming this way.

Instant Meese.... ROFL PR you cracked me up...
thought I'd test  your theory but it appears that it was milk I added instead of water... ;D ;D ;)(http://www.womensfunnyvideos.com/pet_pictures/albinodeer.jpg)

Not to worry folks....I just got my degree at MIT (Meese Institute of Tamology) and I specialize in IMM

Instant Meese Mount


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Looks like the milk worked, too. Cute little one.   ;) ;D ;D

Looks like you are going to be very busy.

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There are many more coming.    ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, I can always borrow TL's new found scooter to help speed things along.....lol

Breaking news, 2T bagged his moose.....................

Guess one of the meeses got mad, at 2T for bagging his meese. Yes the car below, was wrecked by a moose........

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How unfotunate for the ummm...meese!    ;D

I seen the article on that one. Yes, the poor moose didn't make it through. The woman driver however was uninjured but badly needed a bath and clean clothes.

Nice avatar 2T

Breaking news, 2T on his new ride............. ;D ;D ;D

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Uhh, thats not quite accurate there PR.  That was my car, and should remove all doubt that I don't break for meese any longer!  

I still drive the car...with Pride I might add!  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/eyebrows.gif)




Wrong again!


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PWND!


Behold....the MEESE MASTER!   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/wave.gif)

Until you hop on, the meese is calm............... When you are going driving...............

You're a female driver?? 

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They are either stay calm....or else.....


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2T's the name, Meese beware!

When it comes to meese!......(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/lol.gif)

You might want to try this woman's car next time.  ;D ;D


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HEY 2T...Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out ;D ;D ;D  ROFL
hmm sorry , that was kinda mean wasnt it...???? :-*
TL

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well my gracious 2T  was you in a rush or WHAT??? ROFL

OHHH HA >>>>HA>>>>>HA>>>>>>>>>>HA  that was just soooo FUNNNNYYY :P :P :P

turkeys :D

Like I said before.....Behold the Meese Master (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/wave.gif)  Clearly the results and carnage of my efforts in Meese proofing CU are seen in this thread.    Just look at the work I've accomplised in less than 24 hours?  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/lol.gif)


BTW, my MIT (Meese Institute of Tamology) degree also came with a cooking certificate.   Can you say.....

"MeeseBurger Helper?"   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/hungry.gif)  Yummy!

I can say MeeseBurger helper hmm, I actually LOVe meese meat... ;D

had a moose burger once except I didn't know it until after I ate it

Would that be wild meese or tame meese?

Well, meese on CU always seem to be wild....lol


Taste like chicken (KFC) but thats a whole other thread   ;D   (don't get me started on Colonal Sanders again)   :-X

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

But I like KFC.

Hmmm....:::thinks reviving the old KFC thread would require dual lobe usage i.e. meese/chicken::::

Nahh (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/nono.gif)

Dual lobe??  *whisper mode*(Don't tell tigerlilly, she'll think she has what it takes).

NOT possible for um some of the members here... :-X

OK I love KFC and now Im a little worried about what was said.. is there something horrid in it??? :-[



{whispering to 2T... check ur mail!!! ;) }



PR... ooooooooooooooooooohh boy you gonna get it now bud ROFL ... hmm I'm gonna take my time and think up soemthing really  worthy of that little "burn" ya just flicked at me PR   LMBO... you are just stocked full of surprises arent ya

ahh dear,, fun is fun..
TL

I dare you brother................... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/hungry.gif)

ROFL

 :o :o :o :o :o   “Danger, Will Robinson!”

Nope, not for me......................... ;D ;D ;D

Not if TL (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/stormzap1.gif) you........ :o

Something tells me you need more coffee 2T. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/coffeetime.gif)

lol....sorry some distractions on the home front (no not meese......lol)

Might have to check out for a while....bbl

Kitchen getting to hot huh??

Well I bumped your KFC thread here, Hahahahahaaaaa (http://forums.christiansunite.com/index.php?topic=7653.new#new)

ROFL(http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/4317/rotfl9ki.gif)... oh I love that, A SPY!!! to funny...

Being an avid storm chaser, I enjoy a good jolt of lightning sometimes.....lol

Well I been accused a time or two or responding in a thunderrolling, lightening flashing kinda "tude  hehe.. but most generally I am charming.. and sweet.. and talk in a meek and mild manner... and polite... and dripping with huney and in a beautiful  and cozy and with such glowing innner peace and wisdom.................................................................... .......................................................................... .......................................................................... .......................................................................... ...........................
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. AND IF YA'LL beleive that then ya'll are just plain dillusional  ROFL(http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/4317/rotfl9ki.gif)

AH I slay me.. esp the beautiful  and charming part LOl.. i dont remember if any ya'll that are here was here when we were posting our own pics but ahem.. them words  dont really apply to moi heheh

 Anyways T... Mail check please... ;)
needin an answer......
TL

You are hopeless child!  lol

hmmmm, child..? sadly no wheres near a child (almost 34  :-X :P ;)  )

Hopeless......hmmmmm well I'd say its more likly to be closer to the truth to say... ummm
clueless??? ROFL.. ok so that was stateing the obvious????

THERE BEST NOT BE A SOUL WHO AGREE'S with that last statement   >:(     J/K   ;D :D

lol

Well here you go then...............

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I'm feeling the ummm love......(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/fear.gif) 

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God Is great... But sometimes life aint good...

Hmm who shall I say sings a song that sounds like that???

lets see who knows... ;D








come.. times awaisting...

Sister, that one is easy, as it was sung in Church sunday.  :D

How Great Is Our God

The splendor of the King,
Clothed in majesty
Let all the earth rejoice,
All the earth rejoice
He wraps himself in light,
And darkness tries to hide
And trembles at his voice,
And trembles at his voice

CHORUS:
How great is our God,
Sing with me
How great is our God,
and all will see
How great, How great
Is our God

VERSE:
Age to age he stands
And time is in His Hands
Beginning and the End,
Beginning and the End
The Godhead, Three in one
Father, Spirit, Son
The Lion and the Lamb,
The Lion and the Lamb

CHORUS:
How great is our God,
Sing with me
How great is our God,
and all will see
How great, How great
Is our God

CHORUS
Name above all names
Worthy of our praise
My heart will sing how great
Is our God
(x2)

CHORUS:
How great is our God,
Sing with me
How great is our God,
and all will see
How great, How great
Is our God


CHORUS:
How great is our God,
Sing with me
How great is our God,
and all will see
How great, How great
Is our God

AMEN though I believe that God is Grreat. ;) :D

OK, I had to change my avatar back.  Me thinks some wont take me serious with a shady looking meese grinning at them.

umm, not that many take me serious anyways (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/heh.gif)

Hmmm, can't believe no one pounced on that one.....lol

I think someone hid the springs from us.

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I'll view that as a positive thing!   :D

and i do know that God is Love ;D :D ;) :D

Sapped from God to my soul by His lighting His Glory His Son   ;) :) ::) ::)