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airIam2worship
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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Sister Maria,
I don't get it.
(Small Print - My name might be Herman.)
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 01, 2006, 10:36:03 AM
Sister Maria,
I don't get it.
(Small Print - My name might be Herman.)
Brother Tom, take a wild guess who do you think was going the wrong way??? Was it Herman or was it the other hundred drivers?
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Quote from: airIam2worship on October 02, 2006, 09:06:30 AM
Brother Tom, take a wild guess who do you think was going the wrong way??? Was it Herman or was it the other hundred drivers?
I still don't get it either, Brother Tom.
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RORL!!!!
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So I guess we have a couple of Hermans here
or would that be Her
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So I guess we have a couple of Hermans here
or would that be Her
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or her man
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or her man
RIGHT her man was the one going the wrong way.
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I got it, very funny
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Hey Ethel, what did that sign back there say??
don't look Ethel!
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Ethel wasn't driving, it was her man
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Ethel wasn't driving, it was her man
Ethel was ridin shotgun.
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is that herman's car?
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Ethel was ridin shotgun.
your words she was riding not driving so it must've been her- man
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