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« on: September 29, 2006, 08:28:50 PM » |
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!" "Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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ibTina
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2006, 10:40:15 AM » |
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 10:36:03 AM » |
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Sister Maria,  I don't get it. (Small Print - My name might be Herman.)
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2006, 09:06:30 AM » |
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Sister Maria,  I don't get it. (Small Print - My name might be Herman.) Brother Tom, take a wild guess who do you think was going the wrong way??? Was it Herman or was it the other hundred drivers?
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2006, 09:11:09 AM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2006, 09:30:36 AM » |
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RORL!!!!
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Sincerely Brother Jerry
------ I am like most fathers. I, like most, want more for my children than I have.
I am unlike most fathers. What I would like my children to have more of is crowns to lay at Jesus feet.
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2006, 10:00:05 AM » |
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2006, 10:02:15 AM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2006, 10:34:03 AM » |
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2006, 01:52:40 PM » |
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I got it, very funny
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Soldier4Christ
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2006, 02:09:12 PM » |
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Hey Ethel, what did that sign back there say??  don't look Ethel!
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2006, 06:32:58 PM » |
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2006, 06:48:53 PM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2006, 07:30:21 PM » |
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2006, 07:31:33 PM » |
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Ethel was ridin shotgun.
your words she was riding not driving so it must've been her- man
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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