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« on: September 29, 2006, 08:28:50 PM »

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
     
      "Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2006, 10:40:15 AM »



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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 10:36:03 AM »

Sister Maria,

 Huh   I don't get it.


(Small Print - My name might be Herman.)


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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2006, 09:06:30 AM »

Sister Maria,

 Huh   I don't get it.


(Small Print - My name might be Herman.)



Brother Tom, take a wild guess who do you think was going the wrong way??? Was it Herman or was it the other hundred drivers?
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2006, 09:11:09 AM »

Brother Tom, take a wild guess who do you think was going the wrong way??? Was it Herman or was it the other hundred drivers?

I still don't get it either, Brother Tom.   Wink Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2006, 09:30:36 AM »

RORL!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2006, 10:00:05 AM »

So I guess we have a couple of Hermans here  Grin Grin Grin or would that be Hermen  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2006, 10:02:15 AM »

So I guess we have a couple of Hermans here  Grin Grin Grin or would that be Hermen  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

or her man

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2006, 10:34:03 AM »

or her man

 Grin Grin Grin Grin



RIGHT her man was the one going the wrong way.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2006, 01:52:40 PM »

I got it, very funny
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2006, 02:09:12 PM »

Hey Ethel, what did that sign back there say??




don't look Ethel!


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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2006, 06:32:58 PM »

Ethel wasn't driving, it was her man  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2006, 06:48:53 PM »

Ethel wasn't driving, it was her man  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Ethel was ridin shotgun.

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2006, 07:30:21 PM »

is that herman's car?  Grin Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2006, 07:31:33 PM »

Ethel was ridin shotgun.



your words she was riding not driving so it must've been her- man
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