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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2006, 07:33:29 PM »

Hey Ethel, what did that sign back there say??




don't look Ethel!




By the way  WHO"S ETHEL  Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
She can be Herman's wife cos Herman's wife called him to tell him he was going the wrong way.  Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2006, 07:34:43 PM »

YIKES  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Herman is in more than a little bit of trouble....maybe he'd be better off spending a night in jail  Grin Grin
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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2006, 07:39:41 PM »

YIKES  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Herman is in more than a little bit of trouble....maybe he'd be better off spending a night in jail  Grin Grin

You ever heard of Ray Stevens?? The Mississippi Squirrel Revival?? He also did a song about Ethel ......   Thats where the words "don't look ethel" came from.

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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2006, 07:44:13 PM »

Well now that explains everything Herman, his wife, Ethel and the wrong way  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2006, 08:06:27 PM »

You ever heard of Ray Stevens?? The Mississippi Squirrel Revival?? He also did a song about Ethel ......   Thats where the words "don't look ethel" came from.



Someone posted part of the Mississippi Squirrel Revival the other day, and I was trying to remember the name of the person who did that, SO THANKS. Ray Stevens did some hilarious things, but the Mississippi Squirrel Revival was a classic.   Grin   Grin

(Small Print:  Herman was the only one going the right way on that road.)   Grin


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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2006, 08:24:30 PM »

That was Brother Bob that psoted that BEPs.    Grin
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« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2006, 07:24:09 AM »

I'm lovin this convo, maybe he was australian, hence the wrong way. however I got a bit confuse in the middle, something about mississippi and how did ethel come into this.
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« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2006, 07:29:06 AM »

I'm lovin this convo, maybe he was australian, hence the wrong way. however I got a bit confuse in the middle, something about mississippi and how did ethel come into this.

lol  ....   A couple of quotes from a couple of Ray Stevens songs. A comedian singer.

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival is a real classic and is hilarious.


The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church
I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that something was among us was plain to see
As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!

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    The day the squirrel went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church
    In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
    It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
    They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room
All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee
But you should've seen the look in her eyes
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame
She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names

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    The day the squirrel went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church
    In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
    It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
    They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved,
Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered
For missions in the Congo on the spot
Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications
And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not
Now you've heard the bible story I guess
How he parted the waters for Moses to pass
Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world
But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day
Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel

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    The day the squirrel went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church
    In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
    It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
    They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

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