ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD!!
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer
Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death
occurred approximately 8:42 last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and
going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his family and friends, was alone
at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this
morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that his cause of death
was acute cardiac arrest, induced by over charging.
Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he
just kept on going, and going, and going........
Pending Memorial services will be held at "Rayovac Hall," and a special
Memorial music will be conducted by the "Panasonic Symphony," a large
representation by the lighting industry will be expected.
A special Eulogy by the famous Dr. Alkaline Polaroid will be held.