Going on a health kick

[Whitehorse]

There's a famous graveyard in the Florida Keys where one notable epitaph reads,

I told you I was sick!

[sincereheart]

sloppy, drippy, butter toaster bun, mayo laden, cheesebuger, the perfect food...add french fries and a vanilla coke and call it heaven....

  'Cept for the Coke part, I'm with ya!  

I told you I was sick!

Prolly from having one of them no meat diets!  

[Whitehorse]

Yeah! At least one sloppy burger a week, I say! And of course, the Europeans have something going on with those sour cream dishes! Ever have pea soup with sour cream and Paprika? The peas are whole, not the kind that's mashed. M-HM!

[sincereheart]

Yeah! At least one sloppy burger a week, I say!

Mmmmmm Hmmmmm!  

Ever have pea soup with sour cream and Paprika?

Well, no, but..... I don't count soup as a food! It's more a warm-up drink!

[Ambassador4Christ]

Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued  

[sincereheart]

Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued  

That's terrible!  

[Willowbirch]

Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued  

That's terrible!  

Oh, isn't it?  

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.  

[Whitehorse]

ROTF!