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« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2005, 07:15:02 PM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding  ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself.  President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post  Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... I'm just quoting because I think the quote box looks cool. Like looking down on a tower from above. Cool!  |
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« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2005, 11:55:31 PM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian. HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. |
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« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2005, 01:23:30 AM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian. HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall.  |
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« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2005, 11:16:10 PM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian. HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall. SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes! But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides... |
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« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2005, 12:29:22 AM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian. HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall. SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes! But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides... [size=12] WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU RIGHT. YOU SAID THEY DO HAVE A UNCANNY HABIT, ASKING FOR RIDES?[/size] |
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« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2005, 12:50:26 AM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian. HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall. SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes! But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides... [size=12] WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU RIGHT. YOU SAID THEY DO HAVE A UNCANNY HABIT, ASKING FOR RIDES?[/size] What that you said, DW? I couldn't hear for all the yelling. |
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« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2005, 01:01:43 AM » |
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Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Ok. Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of? Go ahead! I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting?? (BTW - I am kidding ) Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops Eeeewwwwwwww...K. Strike that. Reverse it. Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it! Hahahaahaaa! There. Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...! BTW, nice graphic on your name. I'm likin' it! Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post Ok. So that's one! BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons: 1. All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me. I'm bitter. 2. There's like 31 pages in it man! I've got ADD! I lose it after the second page! Where were we? Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked! Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?" Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse? ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it................. Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance! I know, whats next? Ok. Here's the best one yet. I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased... Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian. HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall. SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes! But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides... [size=12] WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU RIGHT. YOU SAID THEY DO HAVE A UNCANNY HABIT, ASKING FOR RIDES?[/size] What that you said, DW? I couldn't hear for all the yelling. Oh sorry about that Pastor Roger. I just wanted to make sure I heard Allinall correctly. |
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« Reply #52 on: October 03, 2005, 12:20:06 AM » |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wise guys eh?! |
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« Reply #53 on: October 03, 2005, 12:23:47 AM » |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wise guys eh?! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk |
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« Reply #54 on: October 03, 2005, 01:09:53 AM » |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wise guys eh?!  Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk |
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« Reply #55 on: October 03, 2005, 02:25:36 AM » |
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Allinall said way back up there about a dozen or so posts: I do, however, need a son... Dude! This is your LUCKY day! I’ll be your son!  Hey – I’m “done-growed-up”, so you don’t even have to worry about going through the severe lower back pain of raising me. Just think - no 3 AM feeding, no “burp-up” down your back, and you’ll never have to lecture me about skid-marks in the under-drawers. That’ll all be behind us. (choke) (Ha-ha! I kill me!)  Yep – we can skip all that. All you have to do is start sending me money NOW. I’ll PM you my mailing address. Thanks DAD! JudgeNot PS – and Dad – if you ever get into serious trouble you know all you have to do is call me. Just give me your location and I’ll call 911 for you. I’ll PM you my private 17 digit access line and 10 character alpha-numeric passcode to leave me a voice mail. PSS – please PM me a valid card number and expiration date… my fridge is really empty… Have you seen gas prices lately???!!! PSSS – Sorry about the front of the car. But it’s not all that bad – just the quarter panel, hood and bumper (headlight and radiator). But not to worry - we were real lucky – even the arresting police officer said so. He said “You’re lucky no one was killed.” Must be the luck of us Irish, huh Dad? PSSSS – Dad – did I mention the car insurance may be going up? |
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« Reply #56 on: October 03, 2005, 09:28:13 AM » |
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« Reply #57 on: October 03, 2005, 09:02:02 PM » |
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Allinall said way back up there about a dozen or so posts: I do, however, need a son... Yep – we can skip all that. All you have to do is start sending me money NOW. I’ll PM you my mailing address. Thanks DAD! JudgeNot PS – and Dad – if you ever get into serious trouble you know all you have to do is call me. Just give me your location and I’ll call 911 for you. I’ll PM you my private 17 digit access line and 10 character alpha-numeric passcode to leave me a voice mail. PSS – please PM me a valid card number and expiration date… my fridge is really empty… Have you seen gas prices lately???!!! PSSS – Sorry about the front of the car. But it’s not all that bad – just the quarter panel, hood and bumper (headlight and radiator). But not to worry - we were real lucky – even the arresting police officer said so. He said “You’re lucky no one was killed.” Must be the luck of us Irish, huh Dad? PSSSS – Dad – did I mention the car insurance may be going up? Seems like I heard some of this, about a month and a half ago.  |
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« Reply #58 on: October 04, 2005, 11:55:58 AM » |
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Allinall said way back up there about a dozen or so posts: I do, however, need a son... Dude! This is your LUCKY day! I’ll be your son! Hey – I’m “done-growed-up”, so you don’t even have to worry about going through the severe lower back pain of raising me. Just think - no 3 AM feeding, no “burp-up” down your back, and you’ll never have to lecture me about skid-marks in the under-drawers. That’ll all be behind us. (choke) (Ha-ha! I kill me!) Yep – we can skip all that. All you have to do is start sending me money NOW. I’ll PM you my mailing address. Thanks DAD! JudgeNot PS – and Dad – if you ever get into serious trouble you know all you have to do is call me. Just give me your location and I’ll call 911 for you. I’ll PM you my private 17 digit access line and 10 character alpha-numeric passcode to leave me a voice mail. PSS – please PM me a valid card number and expiration date… my fridge is really empty… Have you seen gas prices lately???!!! PSSS – Sorry about the front of the car. But it’s not all that bad – just the quarter panel, hood and bumper (headlight and radiator). But not to worry - we were real lucky – even the arresting police officer said so. He said “You’re lucky no one was killed.” Must be the luck of us Irish, huh Dad? PSSSS – Dad – did I mention the car insurance may be going up? [/i] Now that's just funny! Man that gave me a much needed laugh. And no. I'm not adopting you. Seriously, I've gotta 7 year old and a 4 year old. Both, obviously, girls. The oldest is a blonde to the core. Every joke fits, God love her. The other is "street smart." She gets basic life things like cake. The 7 year old is book smart and gets messed up with life situations. Needless to say, I'm sincerely concerned about the teenage years. Money, cars, BOYS and the like. God help me!!!!! Thanks for the laugh, "son." |
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« Reply #59 on: October 04, 2005, 01:45:59 PM » |
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And now the big moment has finally arrived.................. Drum roll please......................................... No, no, no, not the snare drum!Best Voter award: Sapphire W34P0NNEW Best Posts with Music: PatztWinner of the most encouraging award: Tie chris, blackeyedpeas, Dreamweaver, Pastor RogerWinner of the least encouraging award: Silver clones we keep banning NEW: Most sarcastic poster: Sapphire W34P0N, JudgeNotNEW AWOL: Sincereheart, Shylynne, Symphony, Tigerlily, Petro, Saved_4ever, Royo, ForrestMost MIA poster: Paul2, Evangelist, AsaphConsistently shortest posts: Reba, Sapphire W34P0NConsistently longest posts: Bronzesnake, DreamWeaverBiggest words award: JudgeNotCongeniality award: Kris777, chrisNEW: ACLU Covert Op (NOT!): JudgeNot Most inconsistent user of the question mark: Sapphire W34P0NMost edifying poster: arunangelo, Whitedove, Ollie, Pastor RogerMost comforting poster: ZakDar, 2nd TimothyLeast punctuation in a post: RebaPoster with the most thumbs up: Sapphire W34P0NBest "teenager" in the forum: Jemidon2004 Cool new people awards: RhondaR, Billie SouthardMost likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall Most special award: Pastor RogerWho is a posting nut: Blackeyedpeas Funniest Poster: JudgeNot, WillowbirchBest newbie, in the past year: ZakDarNEW: Official Spellchecker: Cris Lets give a hand, to all the winners. Those of you that didn't make the winning list, are still winners! For we believe in Jesus. Till next year, same Christians Unite channel, same Christians Unite time, (or theres about) if the Lord Jesus is willing. |
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