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« Reply #165 on: March 14, 2004, 05:06:46 AM » |
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 Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here ~Randy Newman
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« Reply #166 on: March 14, 2004, 07:43:33 PM » |
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That is a terrible song. I've heard it before. Terrible.
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Return to the LORD your God, for He is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and abounding in love.
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« Reply #167 on: March 15, 2004, 01:15:54 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart and All,  OH! - That short people song hurt. I can see it is time for a short people's rebellion, maybe just a short one. (Did you notice that little play on words?) UM??, (little) - there is is again. I'm thinking that everyone over 5'10" should either crawl or walk on their kneecaps. Attention all short people - CHARGE!Did someone say - CHARGE! |
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« Reply #168 on: March 15, 2004, 04:43:50 AM » |
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« Reply #169 on: March 15, 2004, 07:27:32 AM » |
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LOL! I shoulda known, Shylynne.
I wonder, though. Who was your 'good authority'? If it was Little Bo Peep, I wouldn't trust her. She can't even handle her own sheep; she keeps losing them!
nooooo, admitedly it was Mary who was quite contrary...and rightfully so...after all...she kept askin them guys to move that huge pumpkin and mounds of pickled peppers outta her pretty flower garden! ...and the idea of the other peters wife being kept inside all the live long day cleaning a pumpkin shell... ...all enough to make mary stamp her feet I tell ya! alas! ...men...impossible creatures even in rhymes and prose and fairy tales!  |
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« Reply #170 on: March 15, 2004, 07:36:20 AM » |
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Did someone say - CHARGE! my pet peeve is that when a tall OR short man is asked to do something...by time man gets around to it, the womans already got it done!
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« Reply #171 on: March 16, 2004, 09:39:53 AM » |
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Boy. Ya miss a day or two and the questions pile up! Oh well. Let me crack my mental knuckles and dig in! Shall we? |
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« Reply #172 on: March 16, 2004, 09:49:40 AM » |
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Do clams prefer New England or Manhattan style chowder? Neither. They prefer phillies. |
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« Reply #173 on: March 16, 2004, 09:50:28 AM » |
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« Reply #174 on: March 16, 2004, 09:52:53 AM » |
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As you can see, nx, this question has already been posted: We Allinall know that the chicken HAD to come before the egg. However, allinall we have heard are theories, jokes and suggestions;
Oh, Knowitallinall, Why DID the chicken cross the road? (Or, did the chicken really cross the road at allinall?) |
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« Reply #175 on: March 16, 2004, 09:54:21 AM » |
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And, of course nx, was summarily answered: The question of the ages brother JN, to be sure. However, the concensus has been for the past 55 years, that the chicken crossed the road in an inadvertant attempt to avoid questioning from persistant reporters concerning the very matter at hand, and was subsequently run over by a passing Edsel. |
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« Reply #176 on: March 16, 2004, 09:58:16 AM » |
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Also,
Which really came first, the chicken or the egg? Again, see above question by JN, wherein he answered this question...which we all know! |
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« Reply #177 on: March 16, 2004, 10:01:32 AM » |
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Oh, and...
Why was it against the rule for Mary's little lamb to follow her to school? I think we should notify the SRA's, the Sheep's Rights Activists, because that nasty old teacher was discriminating against that poor, innocent, defenseless little lamb... It was simply a local jurisdictional edict cited for the purposes of rescinding sheep patties in the school house. That, coupled with the teacher being the mayor's wife... |
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« Reply #178 on: March 16, 2004, 10:10:24 AM » |
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And I must know...
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Peter Piper pilfered proposed peck of pickled peppers, propagating propoganduous pretense of phony pickled pepper peck pilfers. |
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« Reply #179 on: March 16, 2004, 10:13:37 AM » |
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nx hunny I have it on good authority that the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked was a given as a charitable donation to peter peter pumkin eater who had a wife and could`nt keep her, so he put her in a pumkin shell and fed her them pickled peppers This is a often believed, but nonetheless, incorrect understanding of the events at hand, as Peter Piper and Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater were not, in fact, contemporaries. Pleasant fiction, but still fiction.  |
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