Being a Man.

[Symphony]

Are you glad you're a man?  


Why?

[Forrest]

Are you glad you're a man?  


Why?

   I never ben a women so I don't know what it is like.
    As for being glad, I'm glad that Jesus come to earth, and died for my sin.

[Whitehorse]

I'm a llama.  

[Allinall]

Yes.  Because black is black and goes just fine with blue without making me look like a bruise.  

[Symphony]

I never ben a women so I don't know what it is like.


I didn't ask you if you were a woman, Forrest.


  ( )  


Hmm, well, that clarifies things, Whitehorse.  



That's a sight, All.  

[Tibby]

Reasons why I like being a guy:

I’m stronger and faster.

I don’t have to give birth.

I’m not hit on everywhere I go!

I can go to the bathroom standing up

I can legally take my shirt off if I’m hot.

My underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

My chest and butt size are not factors in whither or not I get hired.

I can work out all I want, and my muscle is never unsightly.

My folks are a LOT less uptight on me because I’m male

I’m keeping my last name

I can wear my Chuck Taylor’s and not be an Emo fan

Older men get MORE women!

When I wrestle around with my friends, it doesn't become something perverted in the eyes of females.


Reasons why I would want to be a girl:

I could get out of tickets.

I could get guys to do ANYTHING with just a little flirting.


Come on, guys have all the advantages!

[Symphony]

Yeah, and girls are always rummaging around down through their purses.    



Actually, this was SUPPOSE to be a serious thread.  


But pretty funny, Tib.  

'Cept the one, "I'm not hit on everywhere I go".  

I'm afraid that may not be true too much longer.  



And, I can get underwear $7 for a three pack.   Factory seconds, that is.    

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to All,

Brother Forrest - I thought your answer was very intellectual. I would also say that I've never been a woman and have nothing to compare. I would have used the same answer, but you beat me to it. I think it is an intellectually superior answer.  

Brother Tibby - The ladies are going to have fun training you.   They let us think we rule the world because we are inferior. They have to build up our confidence so we can become their slaves. By the time the ladies get through with you, you'll just say "Yes mam" and sit in the corner facing the wall.    If you say "Yes mam" with the proper humility, the ladies might even cook for you once in a while.   If you don't learn the proper humility in a woman's presence, they will put you in a pink tutu and make you sing Tiptoe Through the Tulips.    Please don't holler "judo" while they are correcting you. You'll simply wake up in the middle of next week.

Brother Allinall - Your answer was sufficiently vague to keep you out of trouble, you being the only male in your house. I bet they have to work on building up your confidence all the time to let you think you are in charge.   I'm sure you will be completely trained by the time you get all of those daughters raised.  

Symphony - Real men don't wear store bought underwear. They go to the co-op, get some burlap, and make their own.  Most of the stubble from the original contents falls out of the burlap after it is worn for a week or two. If not, wash them.

Whitehorse - What's a llama? Symphony was on a roll with the apple cart, and you tipped it over.  

Now, back to the intellectual side of the conversation. I've never been a woman, so I have nothing to compare.  

I will tell you that I wear the pants in my family. However, my wife tells me which pair to wear and where I can wear them. I have learned the proper humility, and my wife cooks for me just about every day. I slip every now and then. When I do, there's always those 2 year old TV dinners in the freezer.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

[Allinall]

Brother Allinall - Your answer was sufficiently vague to keep you out of trouble, you being the only male in your house. I bet they have to work on building up your confidence all the time to let you think you are in charge.   I'm sure you will be completely trained by the time you get all of those daughters raised.  

Yeah, I can see where my answer might be vague.  I've been told by my wife several times that wearing black and blue together makes me look like a bruise.  I like being a man, and being able to wear black and blue together without fear of being a fashion fax paus.  As for working on my confidence...let me just say that I am the man in my family!  I am in charge and they all know it!  Excuse me...gotta pour the tea for Miss La La...

[nChrist]

Brother Allinall - Your answer was sufficiently vague to keep you out of trouble, you being the only male in your house. I bet they have to work on building up your confidence all the time to let you think you are in charge.   I'm sure you will be completely trained by the time you get all of those daughters raised.  

Yeah, I can see where my answer might be vague.  I've been told by my wife several times that wearing black and blue together makes me look like a bruise.  I like being a man, and being able to wear black and blue together without fear of being a fashion fax paus.  As for working on my confidence...let me just say that I am the man in my family!  I am in charge and they all know it!  Excuse me...gotta pour the tea for Miss La La...

Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Allinall,

I can see they still have work to do on you. I simply say, "Honey, what clothes do you want me to wear?" That will usually get me an extra helping of mashed potatoes later.
 

In Christ,
Tom

[Allinall]

Whhhoooooaaaaahhhh...missed this one!  If I play along with the gig I get food?  No one tol' me I could get FOOD!  Thanks Brother!

[Forrest]

          Symphony;
     

I never ben a women so I don't know what it is like.


I didn't ask you if you were a woman, Forrest.

     You asked

Are you glad you're a man?  


Why?

 since the humans only come man, or woman, my only other choice could be a woman, and never being one I cann't say, though I doubt if I would like to try the womans side of things.

[Symphony]

Wow.  I missed this one for a while.


It's getting pretty funny.


Real men don't wear store bought underwear.


   

[Whitehorse]

Whitehorse - What's a llama? Symphony was on a roll with the apple cart, and you tipped it over.  

 

And did I mention, you have to be careful with Llamas-they spit!

[Symphony]

That's funny.  I don't remember anything about an apple cart.