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1  Entertainment / Computer Hardware and Software / Re: Sticking cursor??? on: August 19, 2006, 05:46:17 AM
Is it stuck when you are booting up or at the login screen?

Wireless mouse? ><>  ><>  Yes

USB Mouse?  ><>  ><>  Yes

Does it ever just lock up when you are working on the computer or only at startup?  ><>  ><>  When I have switched on only
Can you CTRL-ALT-DEL and get to the task manager?  Anything taking up huge amounts of CPU time?><>  ><>  Non comprende -- CPU??

many many questions  Cheesy

Brother Jerry
2  Entertainment / Computer Hardware and Software / Sticking cursor??? on: August 17, 2006, 02:37:24 PM
Sometimes when I log on my X.P.--P.C.all  runs OK but the cursor sticks in the middle of the screen & I can't move it. So I switch down & reboot.

  Can you give me any advise to get round this or to solve the problem.HuhHuh

 Many thanks in antisipation.           Smiley    Huh
3  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / English lessons on: August 09, 2006, 12:10:40 PM


We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became
 oxen not oxes.
 One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose
 should never be meese.
 You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house
 houses, not hice.
 If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn't the plural of pan
 be called pen?
 If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot, would a
 pair be called beet?
 If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn't the plural of
 booth be called beeth?
 Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural would
 never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
 We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we
 never say methren.
 Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him, but imagine the feminine,
 she, shis and shim.
 If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the
 bough on a tree!
 Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English;
 1 ) The bandage was wound around the wound.
 2 ) The farm was used to produce, produce.
 3 ) The dump was so full, that it had to refuse more refuse.
 4 ) We must polish the Polish furniture.
 5 ) He could lead, if he would get the lead out.
 6 ) The soldier decided to desert his dessert, in the desert.
 7 ) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
 present the present.
 8 ) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
 9 ) When shot at, the dove, dove into the bushes.
 10 ) I did not object, to the object.
 11 ) The insurance was invalid, for the invalid.
 12 ) There was a row among the oarsmen, about how to row.
 13 ) They were too close to the door to close it.
 14 ) The buck does funny things, when the does are present.
 15 ) A seamstress and a sewer, fell down into a sewer line.
 16 ) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow, to sow.
 17 ) The wind was too strong, to wind the sail.
 18 ) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
 19 ) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
 20 ) I had to subject the subject, to a series of tests.
 21 ) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
 22 ) I spent last evening, evening out a pile of dirt.
 There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in
 Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is
 neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
 And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
 and hammers don ' t ham?
 Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?
 If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
 What do you call it?
 If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
 If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
 In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
 Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run, and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
 wiseguy are opposites?
 You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house
 can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out
 and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

I'm now confused how about you?   Undecided

4  Fellowship / For Men Only / Re: You might be in the wrong church if.... on: August 03, 2006, 10:59:56 AM
If your not,  Undecided Undecided
uncomfortable at times,
using the same seat each time, or can't cope with the differences in style, music, prayer, niosy children.

   Go where your ears will be tickled & you feel so comfortable you fall to sleep each time you go there. or where the pain in your back isn't age related but the hardness of the seats. Smiley

 but  don't go from body to church to fellowship looking for the ''right'' place for you BECAUSE you will not be still enough for God to speak into your life. Please.!!! Wink
5  Theology / General Theology / A phrase in praise of ''The Message'' on: July 25, 2006, 09:52:20 AM
Is this or is this not as good a piece of prose as the A.V. Huh Cool Smiley

Gal 1 : 5. ( of the love we share & have found)
''The lines of purpose in your lives never grow slack, tightly tied as they are to your future in heaven, kept taut by hope.''

6  Theology / Bible Study / Re: Old Sin Nature vs. Holy Spirit..... on: July 22, 2006, 06:39:43 AM
''It was for freedom that Christ has set us free------''

   That freedom was won on the cross in that awful way, that we might remember & realise that in Him we have been freed from ALL the designs of satan.
  We can walk free in praise & worship, in fellowship/relationship, reading the ''word'', in prayer, etc etc totally released from all of our self because we are now in Christ & His Holy Spirit is our strength.
7  Prayer / General Discussion / Re: Bibles on: July 17, 2006, 07:54:41 AM
Thanks, I stad with you mate.><>  ><>  ><>   
8  Prayer / General Discussion / Re: Bibles on: July 15, 2006, 04:00:25 PM
Could this be the way that God might Glorify his word in ytimes of stress & pursecution in the future.I wonder ------->
                           will we be able to rely on the Christ in us, the word in us, the word we have heard &

which over the time has been confirmed in our being.  When there are no bibles & we are back to ''word

of mouth''.

Or are you saying ''Let go & let God''   if so why were we ''called''
9  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Happy or sad ????? on: July 15, 2006, 03:40:57 PM
 Grin   or   Embarrassed  or   Angry
Quoted in total

Daily Mail 15/07/06.       amanda.platell@dailymail.co.uk

The Moral Minority.
 The government doesn't think twice about offending Christian beliefs, but spends millions of pounds accommodating the views of minority extremists.
 Now a group representing thousends of black British Christians has complained that the'' Labour government is discriminating against Christians in order to appease minority groups''. The group claims the new Sexual Orientation Regulations will force it to ''promote views & values that are contrary to those which have been the centre of protecting & promoting British families, schools & communities for centuries''.
  It's a strange world, isn't it, where only a minority black Christian group can articulate what many white Christians feel but are unable to say for fear of being branded small-minded bigots?.
10  Prayer / General Discussion / Re: Bibles on: July 14, 2006, 05:26:12 AM
><>  ><>  Please, please us simple every day language that even a ''young Christian'' might find useful for life & Godlyness ie a life application response.          How practically in our world with our humanness in our every day life do we do it.( in & with the Holy Spirit)HuhHuh
11  Prayer / General Discussion / Re: Bibles on: July 14, 2006, 05:13:54 AM
God's Word will never fail, because He tells us so........

Hebrews 13:5 Let your character or moral disposition be free from love of money [including greed, avarice, lust, and craving for earthly possessions] and be satisfied with your present [circumstances and with what you have]; for He [God] Himself has said, I will not in any way fail you nor give you up nor leave you without support. [I will] not, [I will] not, [I will] not in any degree leave you helpless nor forsake nor let [you] down ( relax My hold on you)! [ Assuredly not!]

1 Peter 4:19 Therefore, those who are ill-treated and suffer in accordance with God's will must do right and commit their souls [in charge as a deposit] to the One Who created [them] and will never fail [them].

><>  ><>  Please, please us simple every day language that even a ''young Christian'' might find useful for life & Godlyness ie a life application response.          How practically in our world with our humanness in our every day life do we do it.HuhHuh
12  Prayer / General Discussion / Re: Bibles on: July 10, 2006, 04:10:35 PM

><>  ><>  ><>  Thats it a bit of down to earth reality.
Christ in us the hope of Glory. His word is our life source, our strength.

   I believe that when two or more are together that there He dwells.  have not remembered many total verses as some have but I'm assured that amongst us the Word dwell & we would have the whole Word between us if all the many types of bible were taken from us & destroyed. 
   As you say satan has tried to do this through the ages, but each time he brings his hand down hard on Gods body, it's just like slapping a water spillage. he has helped the church to spread wider & wider throughout the world, droplet going every whichway.
13  Theology / Completed and Favorite Threads / Re: Am I Going to Heaven ? on: July 08, 2006, 05:55:38 AM
Yes I'll be there---------> Grin

 I'm wash clean,><> Cheesy
I've been invited,><>  Wink

 I've been bought back into the company of the one who made me,><> Smiley
My salvation cost His bloody death,><> Grin

His spirit dwells in me & I am in Him,><>   Cool
14  Prayer / General Discussion / Re: Bibles on: July 08, 2006, 04:16:45 AM
We have been told that the word of God will not fail. Even if all Bibles are destroyed (which I don't believe will happen), God's word will prevail.

><>  ><>  Simple question, how?Huh
15  Theology / General Theology / Footsteps----> on: July 04, 2006, 10:35:10 AM
There ---are--- many--- steps--- to--- eternity----------------->----------------------->------------------------------>

  ------>          isn't our first one ''Yes Lord'',  every time?Huh?                 Huh   Huh
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