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4096  Fellowship / What are you doing? / Re:I Am A Soldier In God's Army on: June 23, 2003, 05:29:38 AM
I Am A Soldier In God's Army

I am a soldier in the army of my God. The Lord Jesus Christ is my commanding officer. The Holy Bible is my code of conduct. Faith, prayer, and the Word are my weapons of warfare. I have been taught by the Holy Spirit, trained by experience, tried by adversity and tested by fire. I am a volunteer in this army, and I am enlisted for eternity. I will either retire in this army at the Rapture or die in this army; but I will not get out, sell out, be talked out, or pushed out. I am faithful, reliable, capable and dependable. If my God needs me, I am there. If He needs me in the Sunday school, to teach the children, work with the youth, help adults or just sit and learn. He can use me because I am there! I am a soldier. I am not a baby. I do not need to be pampered, petted, primed up, pumped up, picked up or pepped up. I am a soldier. No one has to call me, remind me, write me,
visit me, entice me, or lure me. I am a soldier. I am not a wimp. I am in place, saluting my King, obeying His orders, praising His name, and building His kingdom! No one has to send me flowers, gifts, food, cards, candy or give me handouts. I do not need to be cuddled, cradled, cared for, or catered to. I am committed. I cannot have my feelings hurt bad enough to turn me around. I cannot be discouraged enough to turn me aside. I cannot lose enough to cause me to quit.
When Jesus called me into this army, I had nothing. If I end up with nothing, I will still come out ahead. I will win. My God has and will continue to supply all of my needs. I am more than a conqueror. I will always triumph. I can do all things through Christ. Devils cannot defeat me. People cannot disillusion me. Weather cannot weary me. Sickness cannot stop me. Battles cannot beat me. Money cannot buy me. Governments cannot silence me and hell cannot handle me. I am a soldier. Even death cannot destroy me. For when my commander calls me from this battlefield, He will promote me to Captain and then allow me to rule with Him. I am a soldier in the army, and I'm marching claiming victory. I will not give up. I will not turn around. I am a soldier, marching heaven bound. Here I stand! Will you stand with me?

Guess what? If you've received Jesus Christ as your Savior you're already enlisted! Question is, which part of the service are you in:

1. Active Duty: Serving the Lord faithfully, daily, and on duty 24-7?

2. Reserve status: Serving only when called upon or twice a year, Christmas and Easter?

3. Guard status: Backing up the Active Duty group?

4. AWOL! Absent without the Lord?


Author Unknown

Ambassador have I told you I love you today? I do Brother. Thanks

Brother Love Grin
4097  Theology / Apologetics / Re:Christianity is NOT real! on: June 23, 2003, 05:21:02 AM
Quote from Freedom_Writer today at 2:56:17am:

wake up people of course they can scare you with threats about what happens to you when you die because you have no way of proving them wrong.. so how do they know. because a book they FOUND said so! give me a break...
please open your minds to tolerance and stop preaxhing and start living!
Christianity is not real? Then why is it real? Wake up? I'm already awake.

Who says we're scared by threats? If you believe in God, obey His commandments, love others, and repent for your sins, you won't have to be scared of "threats".

Who's they?

Now be careful with that argument. I can easily say "life evolves. But how do "they" know? Because the "Origin of Species" By Charles Darwin says so".

Open my mind to tolerance? What is that supposed to mean?

And what is preaxhing? Is that actually a word? Or do you
mean "preaching"?

Now, who says I'm not living? I live like a normal person. I do
what a normal person does. I go outside. I eat. I sleep. I
enjoy things...many things for that matter. I like to star-gaze.
I like Astronomy. I like playing basketball and football. I have
friends. I'm living. However, I want to give at least a small
portion of my time concentrating on studying scripture and
praying to God.

I hope God guides you to Him.

God bless.


Brother Love Smiley
4098  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:BULL on: June 23, 2003, 04:25:42 AM
  An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told
  the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said,
  "God if You are real, then I want You to knock me off this platform.
  I'll give you 15 minutes!"
  Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am
  God, I'm still waiting" He got down to the last couple of minutes and a
  BIG 240 pound football player happened to walk by the door and heard
  what the professor said.
  The football player walked in the class room and in the last
  minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying
  off the platform. The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, ...
  "Where did you come from , And why did you do that?"   The football player replied, " God was busy; He sent me!"

  A smile goes a long way towards happiness  

Brother Love Smiley

4099  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:BULL on: June 23, 2003, 04:22:48 AM

I was having trouble with my computer.  So I called Rick the computer guy,
to come over.  Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.  He
gave me a bill for a minimum service call.  As he was walking away, I called
after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T
error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote it out ...... I D 1 0 T



Brother Love Smiley
4100  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:BULL on: June 23, 2003, 04:20:27 AM
LOL good one A4C

marriage<- means to a 6 yr old LOL> MARRIAGE BUT NO BABIES!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to
marry the
little girl across the street.

The father being modern and well-schooled in
handling children,
hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious
step," he said.
"Have you thought it out completely?"

"Sure," his Young son answered. "We can spend one
week in my
room and the next in hers. It's right across the
street, so I can run
home if I get lonely in the night."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"
the little boy
answered. The boy had an answer to every question
the father

Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about
babies? When
you're married, you're liable to have babies, you

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy
replied. "We're not
going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg,
I'm going to step
on it!"
 Wink Grin


Brother Love Smiley
4101  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re: Pedestrians AND Catholics on: June 23, 2003, 04:18:59 AM
pedestrians AND Catholics  

The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross.  A cop was directing traffic.  Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!"

The swelling throng surged across Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.

When the walkers were safely on the other side of the street, the cop moved the cross-traffic through the intersection.

Half a minute later, he stopped the cars on Broadway and sent the 72nd Street traffic into motion.  Again, he got around to the blonde's corner, where by this time she had again been joined by a crowd of people.  Tweeeeeeeet!  "Okay, pedestrians!"

The crowd crossed the street, but again the blonde stayed put.

She looked at her watch and tapped her foot as if she was in a hurry to get somewhere, but never budged from the sidewalk.  The cop ran the traffic through seven more cycles, each time blowing his whistle and then yelling "Okay, pedestrians!"  The blonde never moved.

Finally, after the cop yelled "Okay, pedestrians!" for the eighth time, the blonde shouted across traffic, "Yo!  Officer!  Isn't it about time you let the Catholics cross?" Grin Grin Grin


Brother Love Smiley
4102  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Re:2nd Coming: January 2011 on: June 23, 2003, 03:55:43 AM
TwoBombs Countdown     Grin
2nd Coming: January 2011     Grin        

2,850 Days and Counting         Grin Grin          

More Dates From TwoBombs   Grin      

70th week: Spring 2004     Grin

mid week: 13 September 2007 at 8.00     Grin

LOL 2,849

Brother Love Smiley
4103  Theology / Completed and Favorite Threads / Am I Going to Heaven ? on: June 23, 2003, 03:45:14 AM
AMEN Ambassador

Brother Love  Smiley
4104  Entertainment / Books / Favorite Books on: June 20, 2003, 06:39:14 AM
List of my favorite books, I have read each many hundreds of times

1 and 2 Corinthians
1 and 2 Thessalonians
1 and 2 Timothy

Same here

Brother Love  Smiley
4105  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Wedding... on: June 20, 2003, 06:34:58 AM
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of  happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"  Smiley

Brother Love  Smiley
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