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31936  Welcome / About You! / Re:Bye everybody on: July 14, 2004, 03:12:18 PM
God meets needs.  He will meet all of yours!  Praise Him and as BEP says...Keep looking up!

See ya in a few... Wink
AMEN!

iconHis, we will see you in the future, till then.
"Go in peace with God."
DW
31937  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re:Woman's Remote on: July 14, 2004, 03:08:07 PM
:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
31938  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Facts of the 1500s on: July 14, 2004, 03:07:49 PM
Yes its true, I have some pewter plates, that have been in my family from the mid 1600's.
31939  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 03:02:58 PM
Moving on up the sneaking up on waaaaaay too fast!  Lips Sealed
I see your smoke. You are burnin rubber.
Hey blackeyedpeas, you need to give sincereheart a speeding ticket. Grin

Ssssshhhhhh! Don't give him any ideas!  Angry

 Grin
Why not, I would think it would be funny. Grin
I'll laugh if you'll pay!  Wink
Nope you get that honor. Grin
I'll pass!  Grin
No thanks I insist. Grin
No, really! I'll pass.....
Hmmmmmmm, I offer something and she passes. Thats got to be a first for a woman. Wink Grin
I'll most always pass on a chance to pay!  Tongue
LOL, for some odd reason I believe that. Most women don't enjoy parting with money. Wink
Now see..... I thought women were noted for liking to spend money!  Wink
Some of them are......... Ducks outta this here thread now!! Grin
31940  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 03:01:53 PM
You and I would never, stoop so low, would we?

If you two stooped any lower, you'd be crawling!  Tongue

I prefer to think of it as locomotively challenged...

Choo choo! Tongue
Oh lookie sincereheart, I found your train. Grin


Awwww thanks....... but you should keep it. Really!  You and Allinall - since you're locomotively (and just plain loco) challenged!  Grin
No its your train, so I insist you keep it.  Grin

Thank you! I'll cherish it and think of you two loco challenges!  Grin
Here is Allinall and my train.


LOL! K, you win! The choo choo is really more my speed, anyway!  Grin
For some odd reason, I believe it sincereheart. Grin
Sadly, you should...... Lips Sealed
Your joking, right? I figured you for a speeding train, sincereheart. Grin
Not enough coffee in the world!  Tongue I'm full-speed when I'm at choo choo speed!  Grin
Why is it............. I believe you? Wink
Cause it's true??!!  Tongue
I have no idea. Roll Eyes
LOL! Then take my word for it! Slow is the best I got!  Grin
Right! Grin
Right! It's all I have Left!  Grin
Okay I will believe you on that. Roll Eyes
 Grin
I know, I know its about me, right? Roll Eyes
31941  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 03:00:12 PM
Moving on up the sneaking up on waaaaaay too fast!  Lips Sealed
I see your smoke. You are burnin rubber.

That was in reference to DreamWeaver who's been steadily increasing his post count... and without any "Ditto's"! Grin
Have I been increasing my post count, funny I don't know how many post I have. Huh
I've noticed!  Angry


 Wink
Well I do know now, how many post I have. Grin
*gulp* Me, too!
Why the "gulp"? Grin
Cause I noticed how many posts you have, too!  Shocked
Awwwwwwwwwwww!! Grin
No! It's AAAAARGH!!!!  Tongue
Nope, I wanted Awwwwwww, or I would have done UGHHHHHHHH! Grin

You sure? Men do get confused..... Grin
We do? funny, I ain't confused right now. Grin
31942  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 14, 2004, 02:58:31 PM
I openly exercise my 2nd Ammendment rights and would not want to lose them.  My best homeowner's insurance policy is through Smith & Wesson.  Grin
So do I now, mine is a Colt .38 pistol, built on a .45 911 frame.
31943  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:56:14 PM
I interupt this nonuseful thread to bring some useful information to the sneakers

megadose flaxseed oil!
It will oil your joints and not even sincereheart will be able to keep up with you then  Wink
Sleep well  Smiley

It will also keep yor joints from creakin and squeakin and then oh boy good sneakin. On up of course.
ROFL! Sounds like the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz!!!
Thats what I was thinking, I was afraid to say it though............
31944  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:55:41 PM
I interupt this nonuseful thread to bring some useful information to the sneakers

megadose flaxseed oil!
It will oil your joints and not even sincereheart will be able to keep up with you then  Wink
Sleep well  Smiley

Shocked Does it cause you to 'run'??  Lips Sealed
Nope, arithrisis
31945  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:55:16 PM
Well I am going to try and go back to bed. I have only slept about 2 hours tonight. I have been dealing with too much pain tonight. Cry

 Cry  Cry
I'm sorry!
I hope today will be better!
I am better today. Grin
31946  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:54:50 PM
So how are you doing ollie?
Yes.... how are you, Ollie?  Grin
Ok, thank you for asking. I am moving at a snails pace, but movin.
You mean I am moving faster then you? Nows theirs a laugh. Wink
Oops.... I'm not Ollie! Ignore this one!  Grin
Too late, and I have quoted you on this one. Now every one will know. Grin
Lips Sealed
Grin
I'm innocent I tell ya!  Angry


 Grin
Tell it to the jury. Wink
31947  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:54:22 PM
Moving on up the sneaking up on waaaaaay too fast!  Lips Sealed
I see your smoke. You are burnin rubber.
Is that why this thread give smoke out, each time I open it?
Probably.... or you computer could be sending out SOS smoke signals.... Wink
ROFL!! Lips Sealed
Apparently it was truer than I thought!  Lips Sealed
Hah Ha! I got my cpu fixed........... for the moment. Smiley
That's good news! Your short break gave me a chance to relax!
Relax, whats that?
I have no idea. I've only just heard of it!  Undecided
Why is it I don't believe that? Wink
ROFL! That one you CAN believe! "Relax" is a foreign word in this house!  Lips Sealed
What does relax mean?
No habla 'relax'...... Lips Sealed
You must have children, I don't anymore. Grin
31948  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:53:38 PM
Hee, hee, hee  Grin
31949  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:53:06 PM
Grin It sure is............. Grin
31950  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sneaking on up on: July 14, 2004, 02:52:27 PM
Sneaking on up is sneakin agin.
It is?
Funny I haven't seen it sneaking on up.  Grin
Glasses not working again?  Tongue
I don't wear glasses at the computer desk. Grin
Ah ha! So that explains it!  Wink
I can't see with my glasses on at the desk, I'm nearsighted.
Ah! I see! That's why you couldn't..... Tongue
No you can see what I see. You aren't here. Grin
Then maybe I should borrow YOUR glasses when you're not using them?  Cool
If you can reach through my monitior and your monitior, you are more then welcome to use them.

OUCH! I tried but it didn't work. Thanks, anyways!  Grin
Well your welcome. Roll Eyes

 Grin Got a Band-Aid? Trying to stick my hand through the monitor did some damage!  Tongue
Here you go, oh how many do you need?
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