God meets needs.  He will meet all of yours!  Praise Him and as BEP says...Keep looking up!

See ya in a few...

AMEN!

iconHis, we will see you in the future, till then.
"Go in peace with God."
DW

[Yikes]

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine.

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!  


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  

I hate cleaning my house, why would you think I want to clean your home?

It was worth a shot!  

Yes its true, I have some pewter plates, that have been in my family from the mid 1600's.

Moving on up the sneaking up on waaaaaay too fast!  

I see your smoke. You are burnin rubber.

Hey blackeyedpeas, you need to give sincereheart a speeding ticket.

Ssssshhhhhh! Don't give him any ideas!  

 

Why not, I would think it would be funny.

I'll laugh if you'll pay!  

Nope you get that honor.

I'll pass!  

No thanks I insist.

No, really! I'll pass.....

Hmmmmmmm, I offer something and she passes. Thats got to be a first for a woman.

I'll most always pass on a chance to pay!  

LOL, for some odd reason I believe that. Most women don't enjoy parting with money.

Now see..... I thought women were noted for liking to spend money!  

Some of them are......... Ducks outta this here thread now!!

You and I would never, stoop so low, would we?

If you two stooped any lower, you'd be crawling!  

I prefer to think of it as locomotively challenged...

Choo choo!

Oh lookie sincereheart, I found your train.

Awwww thanks....... but you should keep it. Really!  You and Allinall - since you're locomotively (and just plain loco) challenged!  

No its your train, so I insist you keep it.  

Thank you! I'll cherish it and think of you two loco challenges!  

Here is Allinall and my train.

LOL! K, you win! The choo choo is really more my speed, anyway!  

For some odd reason, I believe it sincereheart.

Sadly, you should......

Your joking, right? I figured you for a speeding train, sincereheart.

Not enough coffee in the world!   I'm full-speed when I'm at choo choo speed!  

Why is it............. I believe you?

Cause it's true??!!  

I have no idea.

LOL! Then take my word for it! Slow is the best I got!  

Right!

Right! It's all I have Left!  

Okay I will believe you on that.

 

I know, I know its about me, right?

Moving on up the sneaking up on waaaaaay too fast!  

I see your smoke. You are burnin rubber.

That was in reference to DreamWeaver who's been steadily increasing his post count... and without any "Ditto's"!

Have I been increasing my post count, funny I don't know how many post I have.

I've noticed!  


 

Well I do know now, how many post I have.

*gulp* Me, too!

Why the "gulp"?

Cause I noticed how many posts you have, too!  

Awwwwwwwwwwww!!

No! It's AAAAARGH!!!!  

Nope, I wanted Awwwwwww, or I would have done UGHHHHHHHH!

You sure? Men do get confused.....

We do? funny, I ain't confused right now.

I openly exercise my 2nd Ammendment rights and would not want to lose them.  My best homeowner's insurance policy is through Smith & Wesson.  

So do I now, mine is a Colt .38 pistol, built on a .45 911 frame.

I interupt this nonuseful thread to bring some useful information to the sneakers

megadose flaxseed oil!
It will oil your joints and not even sincereheart will be able to keep up with you then  
Sleep well  

It will also keep yor joints from creakin and squeakin and then oh boy good sneakin. On up of course.

ROFL! Sounds like the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz!!!

Thats what I was thinking, I was afraid to say it though............

I interupt this nonuseful thread to bring some useful information to the sneakers

megadose flaxseed oil!
It will oil your joints and not even sincereheart will be able to keep up with you then  
Sleep well  

Does it cause you to 'run'??  

Nope, arithrisis

Well I am going to try and go back to bed. I have only slept about 2 hours tonight. I have been dealing with too much pain tonight.

   
I'm sorry!
I hope today will be better!

I am better today.

So how are you doing ollie?

Yes.... how are you, Ollie?  

Ok, thank you for asking. I am moving at a snails pace, but movin.

You mean I am moving faster then you? Nows theirs a laugh.

Oops.... I'm not Ollie! Ignore this one!  

Too late, and I have quoted you on this one. Now every one will know.

I'm innocent I tell ya!  


 

Tell it to the jury.

Moving on up the sneaking up on waaaaaay too fast!  

I see your smoke. You are burnin rubber.

Is that why this thread give smoke out, each time I open it?

Probably.... or you computer could be sending out SOS smoke signals....

ROFL!!

Apparently it was truer than I thought!  

Hah Ha! I got my cpu fixed........... for the moment.

That's good news! Your short break gave me a chance to relax!

Relax, whats that?

I have no idea. I've only just heard of it!  

Why is it I don't believe that?

ROFL! That one you CAN believe! "Relax" is a foreign word in this house!  

What does relax mean?

No habla 'relax'......

You must have children, I don't anymore.

So how are you doing ollie?

Yes.... how are you, Ollie?  

I asked first, nana nana nana naaaaaa. Sticking my tounge out at you sincereheart.

And I asked 2nd and two's greater than one!  

 

Too deep for ya?  

Only to make you think that.........................




NOT!

And you were so convincing!  

*insert halo here*  

Being held up with...........................







Super Glue!

*gasp*  

Hee, hee, hee  

Sneaking on up is sneakin agin.

Slow down, Dreamweaver! You definitely need to be fined for excessive speeding!

I am not speeding along, I am taking my time to answer you and ollie.

Ha, I say! HA!  

HA? HA?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ha? Ha! Ah!  

Hee, hee, hee, hee, Got ya!

Ow! Wow!

ROFL!
Now you are quoted for life.

And it's such a deep quote to be remembered by.....

It sure is.............

Sneaking on up is sneakin agin.

It is?
Funny I haven't seen it sneaking on up.  

Glasses not working again?  

I don't wear glasses at the computer desk.

Ah ha! So that explains it!  

I can't see with my glasses on at the desk, I'm nearsighted.

Ah! I see! That's why you couldn't.....

No you can see what I see. You aren't here.

Then maybe I should borrow YOUR glasses when you're not using them?  

If you can reach through my monitior and your monitior, you are more then welcome to use them.

OUCH! I tried but it didn't work. Thanks, anyways!  

Well your welcome.

  Got a Band-Aid? Trying to stick my hand through the monitor did some damage!  

Here you go, oh how many do you need?